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Old 12-12-2008, 09:54 AM
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Make sure mine has a port for floppies.......my hard drive is out of commission.

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Old 12-12-2008, 10:03 AM
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Call it Eve....
Adam's Apple.
As long as she's not named Lisa.
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:36 PM
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I want a Cylon girlfriend too -- Make mine look like Seven
What are you talking about? Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One is from Star Trek. Cylons are from Battlestar Galactica. If Jeri Ryan wants to assimilate me, Anytime, sweetheart.
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:37 PM
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"I'll take the Nicole Kidman model, please. Age about 30, red hair, and slightly larger, uh, accessories up front."
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Do you also want the smaller accessories down there?
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That guy is sooo out of touch with reality, its scary. He lacks patience in trying to find the right one.
Maybe the right one has not been born yet nor will be born ever. If you were a girl, would you touch that?
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:39 PM
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Speaking of which, has anyone heard from him he hasn't posted in awhile.
Talk to AT&T. They had a major outage that shut down their line crew department so I couldn't get a modem at the office.
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:39 PM
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Maybe the right one has not been born yet nor will be born ever. If you were a girl, would you touch that?
Definitely not after that.




I dont know man, thats sort of stuff scares me, and if you need to create a partner versus find one, somethings wrong.
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:40 PM
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He posted yesterday to a question regarding a CDI. He is probably just busy.
Or trying to find out where he can get himself one of these with certain "enhancements"?
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Make sure mine has a port for floppies.......my hard drive is out of commission.
Cialis is your friend. Get the 100 mg one since it is about the same price as the 50 mg one. If you can use 50 mg, you can score the 100 mg tablet and stretch it. Viagra has a terminal half life of 4.5 hrs. Cialis has a terminal half life of 17.5 hrs. She, give you everything you want. Boom Boom long time.

BTW, this is a mostly guy board and I am not sure I would admit to something like that if you don't want to be heckled.
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:44 PM
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Definitely not after that.

I dont know man, thats sort of stuff scares me, and if you need to create a partner versus find one, somethings wrong.
Even before that. Would you?
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:50 PM
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I dont know man, thats sort of stuff scares me, and if you need to create a partner versus find one, somethings wrong.

You are an incurable romantic!!!!!
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Old 12-12-2008, 01:51 PM
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there is still a great debate as to wether it was an apple, pommegrante(sp) or pear...

Tunafish sandwich?

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Talk to AT&T. They had a major outage that shut down their line crew department so I couldn't get a modem at the office.

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Le says his relationship with Aiko hasn’t strayed into the bedroom, but a few “tweaks” could turn her into a sexual partner.

Le said: “Her software could be redesigned to simulate her having an orgasm.”
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