Since the statute of limitations has passed, I'll share that I banged my 10th grade Algebra teacher when I was in the 10th grade. She was on the rebound from a divorce, and those hours of reading Cosmo in detention hall paid off. I think she was probably mid-30s. Did it once and never spoke about it (we were drunk and she freaked out afterwards), although I did tell my brother who is three years younger than I to try to hit it when he passed through, but he settled for his chemistry teacher his junior year after an unsuccessful attempt at my previous conquest

What grade did she give you?

You dawg...

Won't say I'm jealous 'cause my 10th grade math teacher was Fr. Somebody-or-other, SJ.

An "A" for effort, because I put my pencil down before the time was up

Righto!

I could tell the judge; "I am not a victim."

Yeah, heard the Jesuits are tough 'n tight.