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The Clk Man · #1 12-21-2008, 07:38 PM

Written by Ronnie Van Zant & The Clk Man.

YOUR Mama told me that I was Hung
Come sit beside me, my neighbors son
And listen closely to what I say
And if you do this it'll help you Get Laid

Oh, take your time don't go too fast
You will cum and you will last
Go find a woman you'll find love
And don't forget son to wear a glove
And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son with your hand?

Chad300tdt · #2 12-21-2008, 07:57 PM

I think I'm uncomfortable with the last line.

Funny ... my dad and I used to do that to every song that came on the radio while we were working on houses together. It made the time go quicker.

The Clk Man · #3 12-21-2008, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad300tdt

I think I'm uncomfortable with the last line.

Funny ... my dad and I used to do that to every song that came on the radio while we were working on houses together. It made the time go quicker.

My neighbor lady, wanted me to doodle with her noodle, if you know what I mean.

Chad300tdt · #4 12-21-2008, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by The Clk Man

My neighbor lady, wanted me to doodle with her noodle, if you know what I mean.

OK, the bolded line below had me thinking it was a neighbor man imparting wisdom, not a neighbor lady offering training.

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Originally Posted by The Clk Man

Written by Ronnie Van Zant & The Clk Man.

YOUR Mama told me that I was Hung
Come sit beside me, my neighbors son
And listen closely to what I say
And if you do this it'll help you Get Laid

Oh, take your time don't go too fast
You will cum and you will last
Go find a woman you'll find love
And don't forget son to wear a glove
And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby be a simple kind of man
Oh, won't you do this for me son with your hand?