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LUVMBDiesels · #16 01-18-2009, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes

What do you call a blonde doing headstands?

A brunette with bad breath.

I guess you guys never read The Open Kimono by Seymour Hare.

Love it... She was ahem all blonde by '83

mgburg · #17 01-18-2009, 12:51 PM

Hell...she's got swatches in the pits too!

That must have been her "french period" (pun the puns!) ... wasn't that (1979) about the time her "coffee table" book came out? It was going for something like $85.00 and it was hermetically-sealed and there were all sorts of goofy stipulations about how the book could be ordered? I thought SONY had just bought her contract and I recalled thinking that these photos had a "Japanese erotica" feeling to them...

Oh well, it was "bad taste" then and it looks like my tastes haven't changed in all these years...

BTW, it looks like it's Lee Friedlander that was born in 1936...

If you "zoom" in on her face, she's got some "mutton" action goin' on in front of the ear and a small patch of fuzz workin' its way on the upper lip...

Hmmmm? Wonder if she's really the spawn of Robin Williams or Sasquatch?

Honus · #18 01-18-2009, 02:15 PM

That's a lousy photograph, IMHO, but I give her credit for keeping herself in great physical condition. She was also a show business genius. For someone who's not all that attractive or musically talented, she just about ruled pop music for a long time.

LUVMBDiesels · #19 01-18-2009, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by mgburg

Hell...she's got swatches in the pits too!

That must have been her "french period" (pun the puns!) ... wasn't that (1979) about the time her "coffee table" book came out? It was going for something like $85.00 and it was hermetically-sealed and there were all sorts of goofy stipulations about how the book could be ordered? I thought SONY had just bought her contract and I recalled thinking that these photos had a "Japanese erotica" feeling to them...

Oh well, it was "bad taste" then and it looks like my tastes haven't changed in all these years...

BTW, it looks like it's Lee Friedlander that was born in 1936...

If you "zoom" in on her face, she's got some "mutton" action goin' on in front of the ear and a small patch of fuzz workin' its way on the upper lip...

Hmmmm? Wonder if she's really the spawn of Robin Williams or Sasquatch?

This was before she was shaved down and bleached. She had just got to NY from DEEETroit and was about 19 when these were taken.

She was cleaned up and mowed when I 'knew' her...

MBlovr · #20 01-18-2009, 02:50 PM

Thanks you just got me punched. This thread should have said not safe for home.

Johnhef · #21 01-18-2009, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by LUVMBDiesels

This was before she was shaved down and bleached. She had just got to NY from DEEETroit and was about 19 when these were taken.

She was cleaned up and mowed when I 'knew' her...

ok I'll bite, how did you "know" her?

kerry · #22 01-18-2009, 08:41 PM

To quote Guy Ritchie: "Having sex with Madonna is like making love to a piece of gristle."

LUVMBDiesels · #23 01-18-2009, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by kerry

To quote Guy Ritchie: "Having sex with Madonna is like making love to a piece of gristle."

Not in '83...

Course we were both younger then...

LUVMBDiesels · #24 01-18-2009, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnhef

ok I'll bite, how did you "know" her?

Met her in '83 at a club. She was dancing with me when a song came over the speakers. She told that that was her singing. Well one thing led to another and...

TheDon · #25 01-18-2009, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by LUVMBDiesels

Met her in '83 at a club. She was dancing with me when a song came over the speakers. She told that that was her singing. Well one thing led to another and...

you did not..

LUVMBDiesels · #26 01-18-2009, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDon

you did not..

What you don't believe me? She was tapped like a keg at a frat house...

I have had my moments and without driving a DeLorean

I have to say that this was before she was famous and was living in a roach hotel in the village...

TheDon · #27 01-18-2009, 09:08 PM

sweet

LUVMBDiesels · #28 01-18-2009, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDon

sweet

It was sweeter once her record came out. Of course I never saw her after she got famous or I could have been Sean Penn

PaulC · #29 01-18-2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by LUVMBDiesels

Met her in '83 at a club. She was dancing with me when a song came over the speakers. She told that that was her singing. Well one thing led to another and...

...you woke up.

LUVMBDiesels · #30 01-18-2009, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by PaulC

...you woke up.

Riiight...