http://mustangforums.com/forum/5-0l-general-discussion/368307-im-done-with-this-car.html

My car was idling like crap the other day so I figured since I just got it, it may have been awhile since anyone changed the oil out. I decided to go ahead and change the oil. I used Mobile 1 synthentic oil like I was reccomended on here. Anyways, I drain out the oil and noticed it was extremely dark and even after 10 minutes of draining, it was still coming out. I decided to go ahead and flush it to make sure all the bad stuff got out. I hooked up the hose, ran water through the engine, started it up and was waiting for the water to come out clean (The engine never went above idle so I was told this would be ok). Anyways, About 3 minutes into this, then engine starts shaking and shuts off. I figured it was all cleaned out so I plugged it up, added the oil and figured I was ready to go. WRONG! The car won't freaking start now. This car has been nothing but trouble for me, I think I am done with it.

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99 Gurkha with OM616 IDI turbo

2015 Gurkha with OM616 DI turbo

2014 Rexton W with OM612 VGT

Oh God. My head hurts just reading this. I clicked on the link, hoping it was fake... First response is classic....

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MKIII88Turbo

"All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind."
--Aristotle--

1986 Mercedes 190D
2004 VW Golf TDI

I thought so as well but subsequent posts convinced me this guy is for real.

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99 Gurkha with OM616 IDI turbo

2015 Gurkha with OM616 DI turbo

2014 Rexton W with OM612 VGT

This thing has been around for a while. I think it was determined to be a goof.

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1993 300E 2.8 185k miles
2006 Mustang Convertible 4.0 Eaton Supercharged

That's good.

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1977 300d 70k--sold 08
1985 300TD 185k+
1984 307d 126k--sold 8/03
1985 409d 65k--sold 06
1984 300SD 315k--daughter's car
1979 300SD 122k--sold 2/11
1999 Fuso FG Expedition Camper
1993 GMC Sierra 6.5 TD 4x4
1982 Bluebird Wanderlodge CAT 3208--Sold 2/13

A Classic, thanks for the repost, I needed a laugh.

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1980 500SE/AMG Euro
1981 500SEL Euro
1982 380SEL
1983 300TD
1983 500SEC/AMG Euro
1984 500SEC
1984 300TD Euro
1986 190E 2.3-16
1986 190E 2.3
1987 300D
1997 C36 AMG
2003 C320T 4matic

past: 1969 280SE 4.5 | 1978 240D | 1978 300D | 1981 300SD | 1981 300SD | 1982 300CD | 1983 300CD | 1983 300SD | 1983 380SEC | 1984 300D | 1984 300D | 1984 300TD | 1984 500SEL | 1984 300SD | 1985 300D | 1986 300E | 1986 560SEL | 1986 560SEL/Carat | 1987 560SEC | 1991 300D 2.5 | 2006 R350

I saw this posted on a Dodge Durango site I frequent...funny stuff, and very real

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1987 560SL
85,000 miles

That seriously cannot be real.

Funny reading though.

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

*** HOW TO POWER-FLUSH YOUR ENGINE ***

#1.) Fill the crankcase with Diet Coke...

#2.) Pour in 36 tubes of crushed Menthos...

#3.) Start engine and let run for 15 seconds...

#4.) SHUT OFF ENGINE...

#5.) Stand back and watch for leaks.

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M. G. Burg
'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K
.'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K
..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K
...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K
....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K
.....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K
......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp
.......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125
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“I didn’t really say everything I said.”
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~

Cool !!
I think I’ll use that method next time on cabin pressure leaks.

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1980 300D - Veggie Burner !

This guy is getting his jollies playing with with these mulletmobile jockeys.

Successful trolling requires that you make a ridiculous scenario believable to a particular audience and get a response.

If someone posted such a 'tall tale' here they would be identified quickly as a troll and possibly banned.

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"Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration...
don't Fail Us Now"

young guys do this kinda stuff, they want to be into the car scene, so they listen to some punk who sets them up for failure then they are humiliated and go on a rampage like columbine. . .

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". . .back before accountants designed cars"

-Current Stable-
'78 MB 450SL-C 107.024.12.020783 #3840 <Kayleen>
'85 FORD F250 6.9L Diesel <Allison>
'98 Lexus ES300 <Rachel>
Long Gone...
'74 Chevy G10...........................'99 GMC Yukon 4X4
'83 Chevy Suburban 6.2 diesel .....'99 SAAB 9-5
'90 Mitsubishi Eclipse GS............. '01 Chevy Tahoe
'98 Nissan Altima .......................'02 MB ML320
'88 Chevy Suburban V2500 4X4 6.2 diesel

Mulletmobiles are Camaros. Just for the record

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1993 300E 2.8 185k miles
2006 Mustang Convertible 4.0 Eaton Supercharged