Stealing Catatonic Convertibles - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

Matt L · #1 03-23-2009, 10:42 PM

http://www.ksdk.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=170494&catid=3

These comments are golden. I must copy them here, for they may be deleted from the news site for being off-topic.

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Originally Posted by righthandman

People don't need those catatonic convertibles anyway. That's just another way the Demoncrats are ruining this country for. true. Americans. with their agenda full of tree-loving hippy carp perpetuated by the liberal media agenda and the socialists in the UAW and other unions trying to foist higher taxes on people who work so they can lollygag around like nabobs and get paid for it with rampant interfering unnecessary government regulation.

That darned Obama... just in office and look what happens to catatonic convertibles. How bad will he ruin this country in the next four years? Where are the parents here? And how many catatonic convertibles were stolen during George W's presidency, eh? None, in spite of Saddam Hussein and those hippy Taliban types who were using them on their WMDs.

Thanks to that socialist, the theft of catatonic convertibles has gone through the roof!

Where's Congress during all this?

I hope you libs are happy with yourselves.

Heck in a hand basket... heck in a hand basket...

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Originally Posted by righthandman

Whup... almost forgot...

This is all due to the LACK of GOD in our country. Ask yourself: how many epileptic commuters were stolen when PRAYER WAS STILL ALLOWED IN SCHOOL AND "ONE NATION UNDER GOD" was our unspoken watchword?

Think about it.

This entire nation NEEDS TO GET ON ITS NEEDS AND PREY.

TheDon · #2 03-23-2009, 10:49 PM

who's giving out convertibles?

BobK · #3 03-23-2009, 11:10 PM

catatonic convertibles . you mean like an old Chrysler Lebaron rag top? Those things were fairly dead. My SL is anything but catatonic.

Larry Delor · #4 03-23-2009, 11:19 PM

Catholic perverters are stolen every day in Detroit - portable sawzall, and in moments they have easy money.

What somebody should've stolen back in the mid to late 80's were the plans for the aforementioned LeBaron Convertibles. One particular incarnation built in '88, has kept me from buying any other Chrysler products since I got rid of it after 33k miles of putting up with that pos.

Pooka · #5 03-24-2009, 03:01 AM

I resent the insination that all us Nabobs do is lollygag. I often dawdle and, on rare ocassions, admit to the presence of others.

Oh, well. You can't please everyone.

By the way... It will be my birthday soon so I will be draging out the big scale again. You know; the one where I sit on one side and you common types fill the other will gold until it balances out.

Ahhh... The life of a Nabob....

OldPokey · #6 03-24-2009, 09:48 AM

Dat's whys ise hassa deesil. Aint got no catastrophic contraster on there nohow.

cmbdiesel · #7 03-24-2009, 10:24 AM

IIRC WMD's run on WVO.

Mike D · #8 03-24-2009, 10:59 AM

"tree loving hippy carp"? That's a new species to me. Hmmm, I wonder what bait and tackle I should use for them?

"epileptic commuters"? Just boggles the mind. I actually can't come up with a comment which could describe the mental pictures I'm getting. Of course, if I couple the mental pics with the voices I keep hearing..... Yeah, THAT could work!