And the beauty about this plan is if she says "No", a quick rap with the tire iron, slip her into the already opened trunk, zip over to the nearest J.P., a little ventriloquist work and Voila'!

Shucks, you got your legal defense all ready for ya! "Your honor, she voluntarily opened the trunk herself!"

Best of luck and I wish you guys a wonderful, happy life!:)

Sounds like a keeper, man! Good luck and (I hope) congrats!

Your time will come, Ful. Stay positive. If a fat, bald and ugly SOB like myself can lasso a fine woman anyone can!

I keep tellin you, your not bald, your a solar panel for a sex machine....

You ain't just whistlin' Dixie!

Plus it lowers my Cd at highways speeds.:D

Congrats!!! and try not to get too much oil and diesel on yourself under the hood:D:D

:D I'll my best but I can't make any guarantees... She won't mind anyways. She's used to seeing me covered in grease.

Tell her you found the source of the problem: "This (the ring) was stuck in the intake..." :)

Congrats and good luck!

after what happened to that guy proposing to his girlfriend on the Brooklyn Bridge yesterday (the ring fell out of the box thru the grating and he had to pull the suicide bell to have the cops stop traffic so he could get the ring) I don't think its a good idea to get the ring anywhere near the engine compartment....

Congratulations and the best to the both of you! Just keep in mind that marriage is simply a contract with the state and has the ability of ruining a perfectly good 2-year relationship.

we're suppose to be positive here....

Yeah, just dont drop it! I got a few sockets riding around somewhere in the engine compartment.

Depending on where the ring was and what was stuck in it, there might be a fun night. :D

The groom was telling his friends: See that girl? She gives great BJs and after today, I will have all the BJs I want.

The bride was telling her friends: See that guy? After today, I won't have to give any more BJs to him.

Well it took 26 comments, but I figured the negatives would start with about #3. :D Like I mentioned, I have already been married once before, so I know what I'm getting myself into. She is a good one. If not one of the best ones.