pet monkey

[panZZer]

Does any one here own a pet monkey?

[Brian Carlton]

Don't even think about it:

http://exoticpets.about.com/cs/primates/a/primatesaspets.htm

[Da Nag]

Yes, but I don't recommend it.

Mine doesn't behave at all. In fact, I find myself spanking it routinely.

[panZZer]

Has it gotten to the point that you find you kinda enjoy spanking it?

[H-townbenzoboy]

Originally Posted by Da Nag

Yes, but I don't recommend it.

Mine doesn't behave at all. In fact, I find myself spanking it routinely.

Next time, get a pet chicken. When it misbehaves, just give it a good choking.

[Da Nag]

This line of questioning is a little unsettling.

Perhaps we should talk about my wife's cat.

[cmbdiesel]

Why, is the weiner dog chasing it around again?

[kerry]

Knew a guy in the East Village with a monkey back in the 70's. Kind of liked it but it was a mischevious little fellow.

[Hatterasguy]

You mean like the one that ripped off the face of that lady a few months ago? Sounds like a great idea don't know what could go wrong...

[Fulcrum525]

Are you a licensed gun owner? Your going to need it....


Get a parrot instead.

[Brian Carlton]

Originally Posted by Hatterasguy

You mean like the one that ripped off the face of that lady a few months ago? Sounds like a great idea don't know what could go wrong...

That was a chimpanzee...........much more dangerous..........200 lb. animal with 5X the strength of a 200 lb. man.

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=why-would-a-chimpanzee-at

[Kuan]

I knew a guy who started a business with one. His company was called mo... nevermind.

[Brian Carlton]

I rather like the trunk monkey:

http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/4wmv.htm

[Kuan]

My kid just goes ape ***** over those trunk monkey videos.

[Brian Carlton]

The first one was the best:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rFvR7Bv9Fk