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pet monkey
Does any one here own a pet monkey?
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Yes, but I don't recommend it.
Mine doesn't behave at all. In fact, I find myself spanking it routinely. |
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Has it gotten to the point that you find you kinda enjoy spanking it?
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This line of questioning is a little unsettling.
Perhaps we should talk about my wife's cat. |
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Why, is the weiner dog chasing it around again?
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Knew a guy in the East Village with a monkey back in the 70's. Kind of liked it but it was a mischevious little fellow.
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You mean like the one that ripped off the face of that lady a few months ago? Sounds like a great idea don't know what could go wrong...
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Next time, get a pet chicken. When it misbehaves, just give it a good choking.
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I knew a guy who started a business with one. His company was called mo... nevermind.
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Quote:
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My kid just goes ape ***** over those trunk monkey videos.
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I wouldn't, even if I had a million dollars . . . but I'd still buy Kraft Dinner . . .
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