Does any one here own a pet monkey?

Don't even think about it:

http://exoticpets.about.com/cs/primates/a/primatesaspets.htm

Yes, but I don't recommend it.

Mine doesn't behave at all. In fact, I find myself spanking it routinely.

Has it gotten to the point that you find you kinda enjoy spanking it?

Next time, get a pet chicken. When it misbehaves, just give it a good choking.

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'81 MB 300SD, '82 MB 300D Turbo (sold/RIP), '04 Lincoln Town Car Ultimate

Sooner or later every car falls apart, ours does it later!
-German Narrator in a MB Promotion Film about the then brand new W123.

This line of questioning is a little unsettling.

Perhaps we should talk about my wife's cat.

Why, is the weiner dog chasing it around again?

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1983 300SD - 305000
1984 Toyota Landcruiser - 190000
1994 GMC Jimmy - 203000

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Knew a guy in the East Village with a monkey back in the 70's. Kind of liked it but it was a mischevious little fellow.

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1977 300d 70k--sold 08
1985 300TD 185k+
1984 307d 126k--sold 8/03
1985 409d 65k--sold 06
1984 300SD 315k--daughter's car
1979 300SD 122k--sold 2/11
1999 Fuso FG Expedition Camper
1993 GMC Sierra 6.5 TD 4x4
1982 Bluebird Wanderlodge CAT 3208--Sold 2/13

You mean like the one that ripped off the face of that lady a few months ago? Sounds like a great idea don't know what could go wrong...

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1969 280SE
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2007 Tiara 3200

Are you a licensed gun owner? Your going to need it....


Get a parrot instead.

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1990 300SEL Smoke Silver (Parting out)
1991 350SDL Blackberry Metallic (481)

"The thing is Bob, its not that I'm lazy...its that I just don't care."

That was a chimpanzee...........much more dangerous..........200 lb. animal with 5X the strength of a 200 lb. man.

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=why-would-a-chimpanzee-at

I knew a guy who started a business with one. His company was called mo... nevermind.

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I rather like the trunk monkey:

http://www.trunkmonkeyad.com/4wmv.htm

My kid just goes ape ***** over those trunk monkey videos.

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The first one was the best:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rFvR7Bv9Fk