A summer place in Florida???? Ya want a winter place in Alaska to go with that????
Pretty sure you weren't thinking right and this nails it down.

I'll make a deal with you: I'll try to start "thinking right" if you put a leash on your hysterical use of punctuation and boldface font.

Deal- you first- and I take the RR stance- "Trust but verify". My first thought is you ain't thinking right as my use of punctuation hardly qualifies as "hysterical":

hysterical [hɪˈstɛrɪkəl], hysteric
adj
1. of or suggesting hysteria hysterical cries
2. (Psychiatry) suffering from hysteria
3. Informal wildly funny
hysterically adv

Well, I'll concede that choice #3 ain't gonna apply.