Originally Posted by okyoureabeast

CLK Man would be quite proud of me for this story.

Back in October I went outside with my two friends for a quick smoke. At this point I was quite inebriated from the 4 shots and 5 bottles of Sam Adams.

For some reason or another I had this sudden urge to run through these woods that are near east tower on IC's campus. I ran into the woods, but I failed to see this tree that had fallen. It was at this perfect level a little bit below my knees.

I ran into the tree and i was flung completely face forward into mud. Not to mention my glasses went flying.

I couldn't find my glasses and my two other friends were looking and still couldn't find them. The next day I found them, but they were all bent to hell from me romping around trying to find them.

Originally Posted by The Clk Man

Your a man after my own heart. Did I ever tell you about the time I was drunk and went outside and tripped over the dog chain and fell face first into a pile of dog ****? true story.