Do midget hookers charge half price?

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And now...for something incestuous...have you ever tasted Aunt Jemima?

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Usually not. Usually they charge more because they are not as plentiful. You, OTOH, they might view you as a sympathy case and charge less since less will be going into them. In my case, they charge double since I am......

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04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
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Isn't first cousin marriage legal in some states? If so, Aunt Jemima would be fine, right? Still, if no kids are produced, WGAS? Gives you one less set of relatives for the holidays to shop for and to go visit

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

Heck, why not a "menage-a-trois?" Add "Mrs Butterworth" to the mix!

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2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car

I was waffling between the two.

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Why? Why not have both at the same time? What is to say that Aunt Jemima and Mrs Butterworth won't make it even better when you have both on your tongue?

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

If peanut oil is made from peanuts, whale oil comes from whales, shouldn't we be concerned about baby oil?

You can sit here in the waiting room or wait here in the sitting room.

When I was at my son's place in Fla we were out walking one evening and his neighbor joined us with his pit bull on a leash. My son mentioned that the neighbor had in the past dated a midget.

It was all I could do to not make any wisecracks about it.

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..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis.

Dude!! that was deep.

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Based on past experience, I knew that it was a sure bet, that a group of individuals, like graduate students, might let out a silent scream, if they ever held a self help group meeting in a stripper's dressing room. It's rarely done and pure evil, but according to the press release, young adults are like social outcasts in this small world, but often have healthy tans. Perhaps it's the combination of hard water, or hard liquor that makes them functionally illiterate.

There are more than a few cousin marriages in my family, going back generations. Lots of times we're not real sure just how we're all related, but know we're REAL close. It was pretty normal in the past among Spanish families in the SW and last happened with us in the 1940's. It was years before I realized that not everyone has 12 fingers.

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This guy was banned?

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According to what I can find out, he is NOT Banned. I just think he needs some time away from this forum to sort things out. I talk to him daily through pm's

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Why is there a "Baked Potato" button on my microwave?

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