[QUOTE=MTI;2380598]Wow, where did you get this list . . . it's a wonder that no one has ever posted such a humorous automotive . . . what? The dickens you say . . . has it only been four years since the first incarnation?

So that it's not a total repost . . .

SHOP TOWEL: Toxic chemical and grease ladden fabric often used without hesitation as handkerchief or wound dressing.

HAYNES: Respected publisher of automotive repair books with noted sense of humor in carefully omitting crucial disassembly steps, usually at the point where large weight bearing objects are being held overhead with one hand.

HOCKEY TAPE: All purpose binding adhesive used in Great White North

WHEEL MOUNTING ALIGNMENT PIN: Mythical metal tool rumored to be found in Mercedes cars previously owned by unicorns and lepprechauns.

More shop humor by Egan:




the guys in the race shop are always goofing about this kind of stuff it passes the time on long drives and calm nerves before we get to the track

i have a bolt poster i will get and post it up its just as funny