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al76slc 01-12-2010 07:39 PM

Could a Dog Be Taught to Pee in The Toilet?
 
Just wondering.....



I've seen trainers teach them some amazing things.

MTI 01-12-2010 07:44 PM

Cats can do it. So Can Dogs.

Chas H 01-12-2010 07:46 PM

I'm trying to figure how a male dog would do that- without making a mess.
Edit-well there it is. I wonder how the training went?

MTI 01-12-2010 07:54 PM

If you haven't been to a airport or bus station men's room lately . . . dogs aren't the only ones with mess issues . . . :D

Carleton Hughes 01-13-2010 07:50 AM

Indeed, took my wife almost 17 years of intense training to get my aim straightened out.

JollyRoger 01-13-2010 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Chas H (Post 2380631)
I'm trying to figure how a male dog would do that- without making a mess.
Edit-well there it is. I wonder how the training went?

He'd have to "take a wide stance".

aklim 01-13-2010 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes (Post 2380946)
Indeed, took my wife almost 17 years of intense training to get my aim straightened out.

Just sit and pee. You can't possibly miss.

okyoureabeast 01-13-2010 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by aklim (Post 2381076)
Just sit and pee. You can't possibly miss.


When I worked in retail way back when we always had this problem of women hovering over the toilet in the rest room. They had a tendancy to miss and hit the floor.

The bathrooms were cleaned very well. The mens room was great, but I never understood women and their need to squat.

DocSarvis 01-13-2010 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes (Post 2380946)
Indeed, took my wife almost 17 years of intense training to get my aim straightened out.

Yeah I miss once a week and it's the same ole story " OK Doc this is the last time I'm going to hold it for you". Next thing ya know I'm wizzing on the ceiling and the real fun begins, Thanks

aklim 01-13-2010 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by okyoureabeast (Post 2381080)
When I worked in retail way back when we always had this problem of women hovering over the toilet in the rest room. They had a tendancy to miss and hit the floor.

Hover: Miss and make a mess. Sit: Hit target and no mess. Sounds like a no-brainer to me.

SwampYankee 01-13-2010 12:57 PM

It's the only time of day I get peace and quiet, at work or home, so I sit most of the time. Gives me a chance to check up on Facebook while I'm at it. :D

As a side benefit no one ever asks to borrow my phone. :confused:

Graplr 01-13-2010 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by aklim (Post 2381102)
Hover: Miss and make a mess. Sit: Hit target and no mess. Sounds like a no-brainer to me.

No brainer to you but the women that do this are afraid of their butt cheeks touching a public toilet. They would rather miss and go on the floor. That is probably a no brainer to them since they are afraid of touching a toilet.

Graplr 01-13-2010 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by al76slc (Post 2380623)
Just wondering.....



I've seen trainers teach them some amazing things.

Does a bear ***** in the woods?

aklim 01-13-2010 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Graplr (Post 2381174)
No brainer to you but the women that do this are afraid of their butt cheeks touching a public toilet. They would rather miss and go on the floor. That is probably a no brainer to them since they are afraid of touching a toilet.

Now that you mention it, perhaps so. My wife will go out and if she sits on a public toilet, she will go home and take a shower.

rocky raccoon 01-13-2010 09:44 PM

Dogs and Cats on the toilet
 
YES they can be trained to do so. The real problem is training them to flush afterward.


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