I tried to type "Diesel" into my address bar so my bookmarks would come up....

but I fudged it and ended up at this sight



....creeeppyy






when are you guys gunna die?

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Easy way to delay that death clock - owe the government back taxes, or take out a 30 year mortgage with the bank - as my parents used to say, neither will let you die while you owe them money!

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Just say "NO" to Ethanol - Drive Diesel

Mitchell Oates
Mooresville, NC
'87 300D 212K miles
'87 300D 151K miles - R.I.P. 12/08
'05 Jeep Liberty CRD 67K miles
Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club

Wtf? Haha according to BMI calculator I'm at a 28.5 at 6 feet and 210 lbs. It says 2060.

Sure I could lose 10 pounds but I sure as hell don't look almost obese. Ironically if i stopped working out I would have a lower BMI and thus be healthier. Stupid metric.

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1985 CA 300D Turbo , 213K mi

According to that test, I died last week. The test is bogus.

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For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.

Clk's Ebay Stuff BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

Dam, I only have 29 years left. Better get moving.

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Sent from an agnostic abacus

2014 C250 21,XXX my new DD ** 2013 GLK 350 18,000 Wife's new DD**

- With out god, life is everything.
- God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance that's getting smaller and smaller as time moves on..." Neil DeGrasse Tyson
- You can pray for me, I'll think for you.
- When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

No kidding. 6 foot tall and 130? and that's DESIRABLE?

Body fat index below a certain amount is dangerous, because your body starts digesting muscle, like your heart, for its daily needs.

Granted obesity is something to avoid. That "death clock" doesn't tell you squat

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Invest in America: Buy a Congressman!

1950 170SD
1951 Citroen 11BN
1953 Citroen 11BNF limo
1953 220a project
1959 180D
1960 190D
1960 Borgward Isabella TS 2dr
1983 240D daily driver
1983 380SL
1990 350SDL daily driver alt
3 x Citroen DS21M, down from 5
3 x Citroen 2CV, down from 6

You WILL live until you die. Live life to the fullest and remember that "Someone" is watching over you.

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For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.

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That is a bit creepy. Never a good thing to be "overdue" on the death clock.....

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-diesel is not just a fuel, its a way of life-
'15 GLK250 Bluetec 118k - mine - (OC-123,800)
'17 Metris(VITO!) - 37k - wifes (OC-41k)
'09 Sprinter 3500 Winnebago View - 62k (OC - 67k)
'13 ML350 Bluetec - 95k - dad's (OC-98k)
'01 SL500 - 103k(km) - dad's (OC-110,000km)
'16 E400 4matic Sedan - 148k - Brothers (OC-155k)

I'm gonna be 98 years old, just a touch below 99 by dying in 2082.

This thing's fun. It has like a few random dates related to overall conditions such as BMI, smoker or non, etc etc. Based on those factors, it will return a result. Click on the ticker until you get the result you like! 99 years old is the highest!

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1987 300SDL (324000)

1986 Porsche 951 (944 Turbo) (166000)

1978 Porsche 924 (99000)

1996 Nissan Pathfinder R50 (201000)

Let the forces that be, try to kill me. I dare them.

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For the Saved, this world is the worst it will ever get.
For the unSaved, this world is the best it will ever get.

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Wow...That's weird.

I punched in all the required data and when I click on "Check Your Death Clock.”, it took a few seconds and popped up this picture.

What's up with that ???

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1980 300D - Veggie Burner !

That doesn't look at all like a clock.

Fuel exhaustion, right?

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Never a dull moment at Berry Hill Farm.

don't tell your life insurance company. (i'm sure your rates are high already)

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"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread."

if you click the 'obituaries' tab... it brings you to a celebrity deathclock...


ha!

check it out.

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oh, and by the way, i died nov.13, 2007. so i'm a zombie no fooling.

6'1'' 190lb pessimistic smoker, so i died when i was 45.

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"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread."