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The "Why" thread.
Why does your back itch in the only place that you can't reach? :confused::confused:
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Why dosnt Super Glue Stick to itself in the tube if it's so super
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Why do you "sister" a board to a broken board ??
Why don't you brother it ?? |
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Why don't you brother it, is because that all boards or broads are Lesbians. :cool: |
Why is Mitosis important
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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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Skirt lifting, maybe but shop lifting no!! :D
Why when toast falls off the bench, it always lands spread side down? Why when you drop a part, it always lands on the corner that does the most damage? |
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The market for back scratchers has to be developed somehow |
Why is it as soon as your hands are filthly your nose will start itching?
Why is it no matter where on the dash you leave a object(a shotgun shell comes to mind) when it flies off it always hit you in the nutz? |
<Edit, I think this one was a bit too much, sorry>
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Why is it when you lose something, it's always in the last place you look? :cool:
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Why is it when you type something improperly, EVEN after you check it over, you ALWAYS find the mistake(s) approx. 1.3 nanoseconds before the <Enter> key on your computer's keyboard FINISHES its downward stroke?
( HOPEFULLY, not to be edited for spelling/grammatical mistakes... ) :rolleyes: |
Why do I PARK on a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE on a PARKWAY ??
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