Tell me why...

Is it hard to make arrangements with yourself,
When your old enough to repay but young enough to sell?

Why do bars have parking lots?

Why didn't Mercedes-Benz figure out how to do any kind of real rust prevention until the mid 80's?

Why do they sell painted paneling nails? when you hammer them in, you can't see the color of the nail and after you hammer in the nail, the hammer takes the paint off of the head of the nail.:eek:

why haven't i seen the sun in 4 months.....

Because Deeago locked you in the closet?

Why is the husband "always the last one to know"?

Darby, Shelby, the kids and two of their friends are heading to Dangriga on the 6th of June. 2 seats left !! ;) :D

Why is it that when the price of a barrel of oil increases, there is an immediate increase at the pump, regardless if a person uses gas or diesel?

Why is it that when the barrel price decreases, it's ever so slow to trickle down to the retail level?

For that matter, why is diesel ever more expensive than regular unleaded? Don't you pass diesel to get to gas in the refining process?

Hey Swampyankee, why is your forehead so shinny?

Why did we have to learn cursive?

What ever happened to 'New Math'?

It actually looks nothing like my shin. :P

It does get shiny every now and then, though. :D

Why do they say: "Heads up!" when they want you to do the opposite?