PMS diffusers?
 

Other than running and hiding of course. :o

I made the mistake of suggesting she could control herself better yesterday... BIG mistake

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_o6mtNNhaUW...awless-pms.jpg

She's a fantastic girl the otherwise, just 4 or 5 days of fear.

Ahh grasshopper you learn quickly:)

http://citizenimg.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/pms.jpg

http://www.funfacts.com.au/images/pm...n-with-gun.jpg
http://www.wellwire.com/wp-content/u...ms-245x300.jpg
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...032010_pms.jpg

Yes dear, you're absolutely right.
I was foolish and I'll never do it again.
Can I get you anything while I'm out?

These work for me.

Never, ever go on vacation during that time of the month.:eek::(
Ask me how I know.

Nothing like vacationing with Aunt Flo:D

PMS diffusers?
 

Belgian chocolates and a 79 Bordeaux. Make sure to drink half of it yourself in case it doesn't work.

sadly,

I do not believe there to be any material or immaterial available to us that will diffuse this unearthly entity.

it is much like anti-matter, if you let it touch you in your regular state.... complete annihilation is inevitable.

you must take another form, as the female counterpart does, but to a lesser degree. Your intentions muss pass under the radar.

do not try to 'diffuse' it.... she will know.... unless you already screwed up and you need to dig out... then its different. but she'll still fukking hate your as-s, so...

I don't know.... theres really no answer is there?

we're all screwed, good luck. I'll say a hail mary for you.

22 years of marriage and I still forget about the hairpin trigger and what times of the month the safety is off..........:eek::eek:

jt20 about sums it up stand back and stay quiet or you become collateral damage.

"Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus...."
 

Have you read it??

If she sees this - that could escalate the incident.......

I just did the math, I have had to endure almost 7 years of my wife's pms. I should get a medal or something. BTW we have been married 28 years. :eek::eek::eek:

hmmmm...

that would suggest that you have about 17-20 children.



or she was a dude before you 'trained' her.

:D:D:D:cool::eek:

Space and time...

Well, I'm not sure... Maybe you could try the 'control yourself' suggestion again.... It might work next time...:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::D

another piece of advice, don't get caught marking those days on the calender either, especially not in red ink:eek: for some reason, I once thought that would be a wise course of action.......