The I wonder thread

[strelnik]

Originally Posted by elchivito

I wonder what the Q in Q-tips means

The product was originally called Baby Gays and in 1926, the labels were changed to read Q-tips® Baby Gays. Later the name Baby Gays was discarded and Q-tips® became the identifying mark for cotton swabs. The Q in Q-tips® stands for quality and the word tips describes the cotton swab at the end of the stick.

Ref: http://www.qtips.com/history.php

[strelnik]

Originally Posted by elchivito

I wonder where all the dead birds go. Birds don't live that long. There are billions of them. We should be stepping on dead birds all the time. We should be having to look up to check for falling dead birds.

The cats from the the planet Vorgon have an agreement with Earth cats to transport dead birds to their planet, in exchange for catnip, which grows wild on Vorgon.

[strelnik]

Originally Posted by elchivito

I wonder why you have to pay money for beer.

It's part of the upcoming alimony for CLK's liver

[elchivito]

Gawd I love this forum. All my wonders are now solved. Shoot me now, I am complete.

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by elchivito

I wonder what the Q in Q-tips means
I wonder where all the dead birds go. Birds don't live that long. There are billions of them. We should be stepping on dead birds all the time. We should be having to look up to check for falling dead birds.

I wonder why you have to pay money for beer.

Man!!! that was deep, please carry on.

[SwampYankee]

I wonder how much beer will be consumed in the U.S. this weekend?

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by SwampYankee

I wonder how much beer will be consumed in the U.S. this weekend?

Too much!!!

[panZZer]

Originally Posted by The Clk Man

Do I get a prize?

A bag of Ben E. Keith pretzels!

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by strelnik

The cats from the the planet Vorgon have an agreement with Earth cats to transport dead birds to their planet, in exchange for catnip, which grows wild on Vorgon.

My cat travels to Vorgon regularly, he has his own import business, I often borrow money from him.

[tonkovich]

Originally Posted by The Clk Man

My cat travels to Vorgon regularly, he has his own import business, I often borrow money from him.

i wonder what color the sky is in clkman's world?

[Fulcrum525]

Originally Posted by The Clk Man

I wonder if they put all the fat people on one side on the airplane would it tilt during flight.

Technically yes but you don't notice it because the pilot is compensating



I wonder how much beer would be accumulated if every member of peachparts actually sent CLKman one when they have retorted with a phrase like "I owe you a beer....."

[panZZer]

I wonder why Raquel Welch is doing those STUPID foster grant commercials, or why the writer of them is such an idiot. I would be happy to watch if Raquel were out at the pool in the little animal skin "git up' from 20.000 BC. I know -I KNOW shes 69 yrs old but if the rest still looks as good as .........

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by tonkovich

i wonder what color the sky is in clkman's world?

Rose colored.

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by Fulcrum525

Technically yes but you don't notice it because the pilot is compensating



I wonder how much beer would be accumulated if every member of peachparts actually sent CLKman one when they have retorted with a phrase like "I owe you a beer....."

I would say a years supply?

[panZZer]

I wonder if the term "git up" originated from the poster of Raquel in the animal skin git up?