Ummm,

http://www.indystar.com/article/20110114/NEWS02/110114009/Ohio-man-faces-8-counts-after-sex-Ind-corpse?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|IndyStar.com

So, would it have not been illegal if it were an Ohio corpse?

Didn't know she was dead? I've had some bad dates but never THAT bad!

A misdemeanor amount of marijuana? Sheet, I'd have had to have a felonious amount of opium before I'd consider this one.

I'm betting nobody is willing to share a cell with this guy. "So hey, are you just sleeping or are you dead?"

A videotape? Wouldn't photographs have been enough? I mean, it's not like there was any need for motion photography.

some women are just sound sleepers....

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All the other creepiness aside, how in the hell do you not know someone is dead? I'm not a Dr and I don't play one on TV, not have I stayed at a Holiday in Express but damn, I am pretty sure given a few moments I could tell if you were dead or not. There is a huge going on here.

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That guy knew full well she was dead....smoking pot doesn't make you THAT stupid. I wonder if they'll use the Twinkie defense?

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This is by far the funniest thing I have seen in newspaper in a long, long time:That has to be the most embarrassing defense I have ever heard from a criminal.

FELLOW JAILBIRD: "So...whatcha' in for?"

SANDEN: "Boinkin' a stiffy."

FJB: "Man, you're some kinda' wack! What's your problem dude?"

SANDEN: "I wanda' see what it was like."

FJB: "Wadda' mean '...wanda' see what it was like?' Don't the live ones get you goin' an all?"

SANDEN: "Live ones? I've never done it at all. No one wants to be with me. This one didn't run away so I thought 'I'm golden!'"

FJB: "Golden? You? She's 'molden' and you're just plain wacked!!! Jailor!!! Jailor!!! Get me the %$!*@ OUTTA' HERE!!!!"

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Article doesn't mention anything about where this happened.
Motel 6? The local morgue? ICU of the local hospital? Dumpster behind WalMart?

Anyway, depending on the circumstances, I think this dude gave the wrong answer. I mean, can you legally rape a dead person? Guess it depends on the legal definition of rape in Indiana. Can a dead person be forced to do something "against their will".

Maybe the guy was taking a walk out in the cow pasture during a new moon and mistook her for a "real" cow.

They say for every guy there's a woman out there, but how hurtin must this guy be!

I'm sorry. My mind cannot wrap around this event.

Allow me to correct your mis-spelling. It's "warp", not "wrap".

Was she hot?

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That was the problem...

Hot?

Not!

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I wonder if she "Came" and went at the same time?

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And in WI, we have 3 someones who went to dig up a corpse because the obituary pic made her look hot. BUT, it should be known that they were responsible enough to get condoms to prevent the spread of diseases and not get her pregnant.

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2010/07/alexander_gru.php

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I would say a little cooler but who knows.

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She was a dead ringer for his gf.

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