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MTI 02-04-2011 01:35 PM

Heads Up Married Fellas, V-Day Approaching
 
It might not be too late to get that dinner reservation, make those travel plans or talk to your sister in law about what to get . . .

If All Else Fails, Here's Your Plan "B"

I’m no Johnny Homemaker, but I know that the easiest way to make my wife happy is to fold the laundry. Whether it’s emptying the dryer, mopping the floor, scrubbing a toilet or loading the dishwasher, one less household chore means more time you can spend together.

Elsewhere on that website are the detail for scrubbing out a toilet in 30 seconds. Like painting . . . it's all in the prep. :D

pj67coll 02-04-2011 01:45 PM

Yeah, my wife mentioned it the other day. Were thinking of taking a sex day.

- Peter.

Jim B. 02-04-2011 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTI (Post 2654401)
I’m no Johnny Homemaker, but I know that the easiest way to make my wife happy is to fold the laundry. Whether it’s emptying the dryer, mopping the floor, scrubbing a toilet or loading the dishwasher, one less household chore means more time you can spend together.

:D


Originally Posted by DuceAnAHalf


this.



if your letting your girlfriend run your life like that, congratulations your a *****. grab my pocket, i just bought you for two packs of cigarettes.
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MTI 02-04-2011 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pj67coll (Post 2654405)
Yeah, my wife mentioned it the other day. Were thinking of taking a sex day.

- Peter.

Oh, where will she be going? :D

pj67coll 02-04-2011 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTI (Post 2654411)
Oh, where will she be going? :D

Nowhere. The whole point of a sex day is you dont even have to get out of bed.

- Peter.

The Clk Man 02-04-2011 04:29 PM

I give my wife my $5 foot long for Feb. 14. :D

jt20 02-04-2011 04:35 PM

OH.. Yay! V-day....

the Vag-Mons are back in town?

raymr 02-04-2011 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MTI (Post 2654401)
It might not be too late to get that dinner reservation, make those travel plans or talk to your sister in law about what to get . . .

If All Else Fails, Here's Your Plan "B"

I’m no Johnny Homemaker, but I know that the easiest way to make my wife happy is to fold the laundry. Whether it’s emptying the dryer, mopping the floor, scrubbing a toilet or loading the dishwasher, one less household chore means more time you can spend together.

Elsewhere on that website are the detail for scrubbing out a toilet in 30 seconds. Like painting . . . it's all in the prep. :D

The trouble with that plan is Feb. 15, and beyond.

aklim 02-05-2011 12:55 AM

Actually, this advice is better for guys trying to get into some girl's pants. :D

el presidente 02-05-2011 10:57 AM

Years ago on this very forum I received this advice:

Edible undies.


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