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02-04-2011, 01:35 PM
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Heads Up Married Fellas, V-Day Approaching
It might not be too late to get that dinner reservation, make those travel plans or talk to your sister in law about what to get . . .
If All Else Fails, Here's Your Plan "B" I’m no Johnny Homemaker, but I know that the easiest way to make my wife happy is to fold the laundry. Whether it’s emptying the dryer, mopping the floor, scrubbing a toilet or loading the dishwasher, one less household chore means more time you can spend together. Elsewhere on that website are the detail for scrubbing out a toilet in 30 seconds. Like painting . . . it's all in the prep. 
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02-04-2011, 01:45 PM
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Yeah, my wife mentioned it the other day. Were thinking of taking a sex day.
- Peter.
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02-04-2011, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by DuceAnAHalf this. if your letting your girlfriend run your life like that, congratulations your a *****. grab my pocket, i just bought you for two packs of cigarettes. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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02-04-2011, 02:10 PM
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- Peter.
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2021 Chevrolet Spark Formerly... 2000 GMC Sonoma 1981 240D 4spd stick. 347000 miles. Deceased Feb 14 2021 2002 Kia Rio. Worst crap on four wheels 1981 240D 4spd stick. 389000 miles. 1984 123 200 1979 116 280S 1972 Cadillac Sedan DeVille 1971 108 280S
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02-04-2011, 04:29 PM
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I give my wife my $5 foot long for Feb. 14.
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02-04-2011, 08:14 PM
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02-05-2011, 12:55 AM
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Actually, this advice is better for guys trying to get into some girl's pants.
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02-05-2011, 10:57 AM
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Years ago on this very forum I received this advice:
Edible undies.
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