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random thread
and a random comment
I'm bored humor me with your intelligence peachparts!
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The human head weighs eight pounds....
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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual.[SIGPIC] ..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis. |
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Bewbs.
Text me back you dodo.
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-Justin 91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd 01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd 07 MB ML320 CDI - dd 16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd it's automatic. |
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a pigs orgasm can last over 30 minutes.
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"A limbo-player walks into a bar..."
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. . M. G. Burg'10 - Dakota SXT - Daily Ride / ≈ 172.5K .'76 - 450SLC - 107.024.12 / < .89.20 K ..'77 - 280E - 123.033.12 / > 128.20 K ...'67 - El Camino - 283ci / > 207.00 K ....'75 - Yamaha - 650XS / < 21.00 K .....'87 - G20 Sportvan / > 206.00 K ......'85 - 4WINNS 160 I.O. / 140hp .......'74 - Honda CT70 / Real 125 . “I didn’t really say everything I said.” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ Yogi Berra ~ |
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the barkeep yells:
"Hey! Sorry, Bud.... we are no longer hiring." |
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A baby seal walks into a club...
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1987 560SL 85,000 miles Meet on the level, leave on the square. Great words to live by Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want bread. - Thomas Jefferson: Autobiography, 1821.
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Thats a lot of hot air to contain.
A vacuum has no weight.
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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort.... 1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket. 1980 300D now parts car 800k miles 1984 300D 500k miles 1987 250td 160k miles English import 2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles 1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo. 1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion. Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving |
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It is impossible to lick your own elbow
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1987 560SL 85,000 miles Meet on the level, leave on the square. Great words to live by Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want bread. - Thomas Jefferson: Autobiography, 1821.
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This is surreal.
It sounds like some of my own "stream of conscious moments". Clear your mind, and think of nothing. nothing
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Good thing, most guys would never leave the house....
Oh, wait a minute.... elbow? Never mind. |
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Upon hearing this most people reading this topic will try.
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hum..... 1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed |
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If I were a Chinese porn star, my screen name would be ....
"Johnny Hung Low"
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Ben 1987 190d 2.5Turbo |
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I want a Japanese car.
O_O
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-Justin 91 560 SEC AMG - other dogs dd 01 Honda S2000 - dogs dd 07 MB ML320 CDI - dd 16 Lexus IS250 - wifes dd it's automatic. |
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Popcorn is the only species of corn that actually pops.
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hum..... 1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed |
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