On what?

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I had to wonder how it was collected.

http://www.vivo.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/reprod/semeneval/collection.html

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BAM!

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

Regarding large, dangerous animals, I've always been more attracted to the ones "more interested in ejaculating than in killing humans."

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1986 300SDL, 362K
1984 300D, 138K

Reminds me of the joke;

What comes in pints & quarts?

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1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving

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What's the rest of it?

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First of all, cryogenic semen tanks are filled with liquid nitrogen, not dry ice.

They look a lot like an old fashion milk jug. The semen is stored inside in 'straws'...not sure how many straws to a tank but a completely full tank of straws probably doesn't contain more than 1 cup of semen.

Not anywhere the big deal it's made out to be in that article.

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So, I went to the zoo to entertain my BIL for a couple of hours Sat. I wanted to see the visiting albino alligator, but I also got to watch a couple of tortoise going at it!
I want to tell you that male was snortin' like a bull!!! My gf thought the 1st pic was more obscene.. a turtle BJ.. LOL..

horse jacking probably easier than bull jacking

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Did anyone beside me notice there are 2 fillies doing the work??

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Germantown, TN

Links:
Sold last car --- 05/2012 1984 300D Light Ivory, Red interior
No longer selling Cluster Needles Paint
No longer selling New Old Stock (NOS) parts

Past:
3/2008 1986 300SDL "Coda"
04/2010 1965 190D(c) "Ben"
& many more

I noticed. Maybe they volunteered so they can say that they had a male that was hung like a horse

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99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

Bull sperm is a valuable commodity. One container can be worth more than $100,000!

A related story:
COUDERSPORT, Pa. — Police in north-central Pennsylvania say they’ve solved the case of the missing bull semen.
Authorities in Sweden Township, near Coudersport, say a package containing 1,770 units of the valuable agricultural product was reported missing from a residence where it was to be delivered on April 2.
Police now tell the Bradford Era newspaper that it was never stolen. Rather, a UPS driver left the package at the home and then returned to retrieve it after realizing it shouldn’t have been delivered without someone signing for it.
Township police Chief Bryan Phelps says the package was in a UPS warehouse and has since been delivered.

SPRINGFIELD, Ohio -- A Clark County woman accused of stealing more than $100,000 worth of bull sperm appeared in court on Tuesday.
Karen Saum pleaded not guilty to theft charges. Detectives said a tip led them to the stolen semen inside her garage.
According to police, the bull sperm was from Saum's former employer, Genetic Connection.

Many breeds of horses and cattle can be artificially bred but thoroughbred races horses must breed the old fashioned way. Cuts down on blood line fraud. This stuff is kind of funny to city slickers but it is big business out on the farm.

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Dave
Pawleys Island, SC

'79 300CD

Horse jacking is aklim's side job.

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How long did it take to take these two photos? They're tortoises for DOG'S SAKE!!!!

As for the GH driver "...losing his load..." on the ramp...isn't that another example of "multitasking" while you're driving? He needs a ticket for that...

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“I didn’t really say everything I said.”
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No joke.

Last February, we attended the 44 Farms annual 'Prime Cut' bull sale. 44 Farms is a big Angus establishment not too far from Berry Hill Farm. 44 has their own top notch auction facility and entertainment pavilion plus some fantastic pipe rail holding pens so that you can peruse the lots up for auction.

That fine day, good 'ol No.1...first boy through the chute, went for $60,000...which ONLY bought you 1/2 interest in the semen and no possession of the animal. He sold in less than 40 seconds. No.2 was the same deal. Less than a minute in the chute and he went for a paltry $30k.

There were some nice bulls there for more believable prices and you could take what you bought too.

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