The I'm so poor thread.

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by Daman858

We be so poor that we watch TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Ba ha ha ha ha.

[The Clk Man]

I'm so poor that I can't afford a "Will Work For Food" sign.

[Pooka]

I remember once as a child my Father bought home some very expensive ice cream. We were so poor we had no cones to eat it from.

[hill]

We were so poor, a seven course meal was a six pac and the nights road kill.

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by Pooka

I remember once as a child my Father bought home some very expensive ice cream. We were so poor we had no cones to eat it from.

We were so poor that we couldn't afford forks and spoons.

[layback40]

We are so poor that mice place food in mouse traps in sympathy for us.

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by layback40

We are so poor that mice place food in mouse traps in sympathy for us.

The roaches leave us a care package once a month.

[tonkovich]

Originally Posted by The Clk Man

The roaches leave us a care package once a month.

roaches? we fry them up with rat meat. when we're lucky enough to catch them.

[The Clk Man]

Originally Posted by tonkovich

roaches? we fry them up with rat meat. when we're lucky enough to catch them.

I simply must have you roach and rat meat stew recipe.

[cjlipps]

If it cost a nickel to $h!t I'd have to throw up.

[raymr]

We were so poor. Mamma could only afford to buy me a shirt but no pants, so I had to look out the window all day.

[mgburg]

. . .
. . .We're so poor that we eat our breadfast cereal with a fork...that way, the milk will last 'til the last kid.

(From my MIL [who passed away back in July '09])
. . ."If I had her coat and she had a feather up her a55, we'd both be tickled!". . .~ Mother Mary ~

ALSO:
. . ."5h!t fire and save the matches!". . .~ Mother Mary ~
. . .

[Hatterasguy]

I'm so poor I can only afford a C class, oh wait.