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Jimmy "two shoes" Mc Clardy Was arrested today after admitting to police he was hired to kill a cow in a rice field with 2 small porcelain Figurines. Police Admit this is the first case of a knick knack paddy whack.
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Would be robber Thomas O'thoole Was arrested before he pulled off his heist carrying a pistol made of Jello, Police say he was charged with carrying a Congealed Weapon
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Jimmy "two shoes" Mc Clardy Was arrested today after admitting to police he was hired to kill a cow in a rice field with 2 small porcelain Figurines. Police Admit this is the first case of a knick knack paddy whack.

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the knick knack paddy one... I am missing something.... right over my head, but I thought it was funny.

Maybe I am dense.
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porcelain Figurines are sometimes referred to as knick knacks (maybe I'm using the wrong spelling?)
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what about paddy?
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Jimmy "two shoes" Mc Clardy Was arrested today after admitting to police he was hired to kill a cow in a rice field with 2 small porcelain Figurines. Police Admit this is the first case of a knick knack paddy whack.
Well, I'll be Jay Edgah Hoovah!..... I had no clue:

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a Paddy is a rice field....

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