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At least I still have my life savings.
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Isnt it time this nut job was locked up??
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I'm still here, too, and plan to be here, until death, or Final Judgment. No rapture in my theology. |
I guess its a good thing I didn't max out the credit cards at the strip club...
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Well, there's still December 21, 2012 to look forward to. I'm planning to pile my cats into my 300TD. We'll all be safe there!
Happy Motoring |
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There's quite a difference in believing that it will happen versus thinking that you know WHEN it will happen. No one currently on Earth knows WHEN it will happen. Lot's of people THINK they know. |
Here in Houston, the Rapture was a definite dud. Believers were only raised an average of about six feet, and several elderly women from the Second Baptist Church were injured when they unexpectedly dropped back to Earth. The Singing Angelic Choir were the victim of bad reviews, as the Arch Angel Gabriel was decidedly off key, which he later blamed on his over-rehearsing for the other Raptures that were attempted earlier this year. When asked why believers were not propelled into the heavens, Gabe said that "Jesus's mojo was off."
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On a related note, I first stumbled on Camping's latest predictions last year while resetting the stations on my car radio. The program ended with his dire forcast of tribulations and global fireball, immediately followed by a commercial pushing "Colgate tooth products, for your childs lifetime of dental health". I thought "What 'lifetime of dental health'? The world's ending next year! You might as well forget toothpaste and let your kids have all the soft-drinks and candy they want". Happy Motoring, Mark |
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Happy Motoring, Mark |
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