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Old 12-05-2011, 05:02 PM
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What's for dinner tonight?

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Old 12-05-2011, 05:35 PM
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Driving through Mountainous areas at Night

1.Doors all Locked.
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3.Velcro strapped Taser in right hand.
4.Alert for ALL the Native "Wildlife".
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Rattlesnake with possum tossed turnup greens and a side of turtle tongue sweet roll.Its interesting that I live maybe 2 hrs from the most infested area of Rattelsnakes in the world and had no clue,MMMMMMMmmmmm.
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Old 12-05-2011, 05:36 PM
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The subject line made me think of the old skit on "Hee Haw"...
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Old 12-05-2011, 05:37 PM
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How much does it hurt to have your throat cut?

Is it really that painful?
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Old 12-05-2011, 05:38 PM
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Google Melissa Lee Williams
Finally found someone where even you decline................
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Old 12-05-2011, 05:52 PM
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Finally found someone where even you decline................
If I went to bed with her, I'd be begging someone to shoot me in the morning....
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Old 12-05-2011, 05:56 PM
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A Possible hee haw relative ,Im guessing an offspring of the farmers daughter skit were the daughters rather large and the men are rather desperate.
In Maduzas defence she did get her men hard .
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Old 12-05-2011, 06:01 PM
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If I went to bed with her, I'd be begging someone to shoot me in the morning....
If you went to bed with her, they wouldn't have to shoot you in the morning...........the disease would have already done it.
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Old 12-05-2011, 06:06 PM
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If I went to bed with her, I'd be begging someone to shoot me in the morning....
With a pistol or a revolver?
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Old 12-05-2011, 06:15 PM
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With a pistol or a revolver?
Compound bow. Probably won't matter since as Brian suggested, the disease would get me or most of me first.
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Old 12-05-2011, 06:58 PM
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I'm in love....
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Old 12-05-2011, 07:08 PM
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I'm in love....
Think you got a shot with her? Going to have "Dinner at the Y"?
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Old 12-05-2011, 07:24 PM
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Think you got a shot with her? Going to have "Dinner at the Y"?
Oh, did I type that here?? I was envisioning Jessica Alba in a white teddy, rubbing my feet and sucking my toes while I read the story on that fat, ugly chick with tuna twat.
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Old 12-05-2011, 08:10 PM
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Us this an example of your " blue waffles."


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