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Old 01-10-2012, 03:28 PM
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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/01/09/penis-tattoo-leads-to-permanent-erection/

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A 21-year-old Iranian man has a permanent semi-erection after having “borow be salaamat” (good luck with your journeys) and the letter “M” (his girlfriend’s initial) tattooed on his penis.

The man, whose name is unknown, was diagnosed with nonischemic priapism — a condition resulting from the inability of blood to exit the penis. His case was detailed in the latest issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine.


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Old 01-10-2012, 03:43 PM
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Reminds me of the joke about the fellow who had a tattoo of a row boat that turned into a batteship....
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brings new meaning to the phrase"going off half cocked"
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Old 01-10-2012, 07:00 PM
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Old 01-10-2012, 07:39 PM
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Periscope Down with Kelsey Grammar. Supposedly he has Welcome Aboard tattooed on his dick too. Thought it was a joke until this.
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Sounds like Tagalog-(Phillipine)-Definately isnt out of Iran-...Anyway, the correct Pronunciation is 'Salamat Jalan'..means> Brother be safe.
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Ha, he is now always happy to see everyone!
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I have the whole "Magna Carta" Tattooed on my penis. In large 72 pt. type.
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I have the whole "Magna Carta" Tattooed on my penis. In large 72 pt. type.

That's a good one....LOL

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I have the whole "Magna Carta" Tattooed on my penis. In large 72 pt. type.
It would be more impressive if it worked. What you are talking about is a beautiful drag race car. Looks impressive but under the hood is a BROKEN engine.

See THIS thread
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This thread reminds me of the old joke about the rabbi who collected foreskins. He had a wallet made out of them that, when necessary, could be converted into a briefcase.
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This thread reminds me of the old joke about the rabbi who collected foreskins. He had a wallet made out of them that, when necessary, could be converted into a briefcase.
Not sure how I would take that since most of them would be from underaged people, aka kids and the way to get it into a briefcase would be to rub it. Hmmmmm. Got Michael Jackson?
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This thread reminds me of the old joke about the rabbi who collected foreskins. He had a wallet made out of them that, when necessary, could be converted into a briefcase.
I was watching the H2 channel and the show said that foreskins are used in woman's face cream, no kidding.
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I know a guy that has a chainsaw tatooed on his penis....seriously.
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I know a guy that has a chainsaw tatooed on his penis....seriously.
You know this, how? Please tell me you didn't pull it to see if it would fire up? Wait, don't tell me. PM CLK man. He'd want a pull

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