If you can see the humor in the stupid political circus, PLEASE post here.

If you can't take a joke, don't post here!!!
If you want to RANT about REAL politics, don't post here!!!

This is poking fun at all US politicians of any flavor!!!


Executive Office of the President

“the AFLAC insurance duck” * President Barack Obama
“Ernest P. Worrell” * Vice President Joe Biden

“Gyro Gearloose” * Department of Transportation (DOT)
“Baby Huey” * Department of the Treasury
“Geppetto” * Department of Veterans Affairs (VA)
“Katie Ka-Boom” * Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
“The Cat in the Hat” * Department of Justice (DOJ)
“The Grinch” * Department of Health and Human Services (HHS)
“Yertle the Turtle” Department of Agriculture (USDA)
“Norval the Fish” * Department of State (DOS)
“Fox in Socks” * Department of Education (ED)
“Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose” * Department of Commerce (DOC)
“Horton the Elephant” * Department of Energy (DOE)
“Max, the Grinch's Dog” * Department of Defense (DOD) (always abused)
“Timmy Turner” * Department of Energy (DOE)
“Tweety Pie” * Department of the Interior (DOI)
“Wile E. Coyote” * Department of Labor (DOL)
“the Hawaiian Punch Guy” * Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD)


The following positions have the status of Cabinet-rank:

“Mr. Director” White House Chief of Staff Bill Daley
“Maleficent” Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Lisa P. Jackson
“Shan-Yu” Office of Management & Budget Jacob J. Lew, Director
“Dilbert” United States Trade Representative Ambassador Ronald Kirk
“Odie” United States Ambassador to the United Nations Ambassador Susan Rice
“Vince and Larry, the crash test dummies” Council of Economic Advisers Chairman Alan B. Krueger
“Chicken Little” Small Business Administration Administrator Karen G. Mills

The Czars and appointees of the last ten years:

Ma Beagle
The Beagle Boys
Babyface
Backbite
Backwards
Bacon
Baffling
Baggy
Bankjob
Bankshot
Baron von
Beanball
Bifocal
Bigtime
Binky
Blitzkrieg
Bomber
Bookworm (a.k.a. Brainy)
Bouncer
Buck 'n Roll
Bugle (a.k.a. Bebop)
Bullseye
Bulkhead
Burger
Bushwack
Butterball
Megabyte

Our esteemed Congress and Senators:

Cap'n Crunch
Cocoa Puffs cereal Sonny the Cuckoo Bird
Frito Bandito
GEICO gecko
Colonel Sanders
the Maytag repairman
Ronald McDonald
the Pillsbury Doughboy
the Quaker Oats man
Star-Kist Charlie the Tuna
Taco Bell chihuahua
Trix cereal rabbit
Service Smokey Bear
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
Dr. Otto Scratchensniff
Hello Nurse
Mr. Skullhead
Archie Andrews
Betty Cooper
Cheryl Blossom
Chuck Clayton
Jughead Jones
Hiram Lodge
Veronica Lodge
Reggie Mantle
Moose Mason
Peter Pan
Captain Hook
Tinker Bell
Pinocchio
Jiminy Cricket
Pinocchio
Pocahontas
Doc
Dopey
Grumpy
Happy
Sleepy
Sneezy
Quasimodo
Akela
Bagheera
Baloo
Mowgli
Chip 'n Dale
Clarabelle Cow
Donald Duck
Flintheart Glomgold
Gladstone Gander
Goofy
Huey, Dewey and Louie
Louie the Mountain Lion
Ludwig Von Drake
Magica De Spell
Mickey Mouse
Scrooge McDuck
Sylvester Shyster
Three Little Pigs
Cosmo & Wanda
Jorgen Von Strangle
Garfield
Richie Rich
Bugs Bunny
Elmer Fudd
Daffy Duck
Tasmanian Devil
Porky Pig
Marvin the Martian
Foghorn Leghorn
Sylvester
Yosemite Sam
Pepe Le Pew
Road Runner
Charlie Brown
Bluto
Wimpy
Rocky & Bullwinkle
Boris & Natasha
Snidley Whiplash
Mr. Peabody & Sherman
Dudley Do-Right
"Tommy" Pickles
"Dil" Pickles
Angelica Pickles
"Chuckie" Finster, Jr.
Grandpa Lou Pickles
Homer Jay Simpson
SpongeBob SquarePants
Patrick Star
Squidward Tentacles
Chumley & Tennessee Tuxedo
Commander McBragg
Woody Woodpecker
Chilly Willy
Buzz Buzzard
Gabby Gator
Winnie-the-Pooh
Eeyore
Kanga
Owl
Piglet
Rabbit
Roo
Tigger

American Dad
Stan Smith: Works for the CIA and is always on the alert for terrorist activity. He has a terror-alert color code on his fridge and occasionally shoots the toaster whenever toast pops-up.

Note: Any connection between this thread and reality is a figment of your imagination.

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Roy,

I only perused it quickly, but enjoyed it. I will read it closer when I get a minute.

I want to ask you though if you passed your stone and are feeling better. I've thought about you alot while you were in obvious pain.

All the best,
Larry

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2001 SLK 320 six speed manual
2014 Porsche Cayenne six speed manual

Annoy a Liberal, Read the Constitution

Thanks, I posted this for grins.

Doh, thanks for reminding me, I just updated that thread for closure.

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for all those with a sense of humor.

It looks to me like it's for all those who may be intellectually "challenged".

So much meanspiritedness on this board disguised as "humor".

Well, it was nicer than "stooopid"

I was referring to the OP.

You really don't have a sense of humor.

Relax; stop taking everything so seriously, especially political crap.