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Old 03-28-2012, 09:52 PM
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no no you've got it all wrong its actually the stretch marks that really get me going. I was gonna say something about Zebras but it'd be even worse haha

Btw I wanna know what she used to get rid of hers (probably surgery actually...) I've got some of my own from gettin' buff
Don't keep us in suspense. Say it.

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Old 03-28-2012, 09:53 PM
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There are some girls I would pay a few bucks to see strip in front of me. In her case, I'd pay a few bucks to have her put on the clothes and a paper bag.
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Old 03-28-2012, 09:54 PM
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Why? are you fugly and thick hipped?
Naw, I look like the freaking Marlboro Man. My wife has a sweatshirt, a hoodie come to think of it, that's got a pic of me on it an the words "Cowboy butts make me nuts"
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Old 03-28-2012, 09:55 PM
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Did her pic have to be posted in the thread? She looks like a corpse.
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Old 03-28-2012, 09:58 PM
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Naw, I look like the freaking Marlboro Man.

My wife has a sweatshirt, a hoodie come to think of it, that's got a pic of me on it an the words "Cowboy butts make me nuts"
I believe he died of cancer so he'd be kinda eaten up by decay by now.

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Old 03-28-2012, 11:15 PM
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Down the road, that's what waking up looks like if you're lucky.
How is that lucky at all?
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it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway...
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Uh, URP......
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Old 03-29-2012, 09:49 AM
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Uh, URP......
You could throw up in there and use a high pressure washer to wash out the walls.
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Now that she has done the Full Monty, next step should be in Porno.
Have any ideas how she should be casted. Script/movie titles?
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ok, im going to be the one to say it-

She looks fairly decent for having 8 kids in there holding a dance competition. Im actually pretty impressed shes gotten so small in only a few years.

I am not attracted to her and find her whole quest for fame disgusting, but thats an impressive transformation.
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:07 AM
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Now that she has done the Full Monty, next step should be in Porno.
Have any ideas how she should be casted. Script/movie titles?
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:10 AM
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ok, im going to be the one to say it-

She looks fairly decent for having 8 kids in there holding a dance competition. Im actually pretty impressed shes gotten so small in only a few years.

I am not attracted to her and find her whole quest for fame disgusting, but thats an impressive transformation.

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