I'm not, but I'm cunnilingual.

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman

and a master debater too...?

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hum.....
1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed

I'm trying to come up with some witty retort but c*~t seem to.

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

When the clerk at the grocery store ask me if I want "paper or plastic"?

I reply "doesn't really matter...I'm bi-SACK-ual"

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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle
2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car
2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver
2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car