What the hell is "ToFurkey"?

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Tofu. Colored, sometimes, and flavored and shaped to sub for turkey.

Hungry?

Something a minute more appatizing then a Turbriskafil or Turducken

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1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed

Something best used to plug holes in ship's hulls.

I beg to differ! They're considerably more appetizing than ToFurkey. Although I could do without the gefilte fish.

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'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

Imitation turkey, made out of tofu. Tofu is an imitation cheese-like substance made out of soybeans. Vegetabletarians use it to replace god's own meat.

Frankenfood.

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04 Honda Element AWD
1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler
1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4
1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting

An abomination to all things food...

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1987 560SL
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Quite literally considering the vast majority of soybeans in the U.S. are genetically engineered.

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)

I once heard tell of a feller in Virginia who made a dish he called squirpossucoon. I leave it to the select among ya to figure the ingredients.

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For the record: not all vegetarians eat that crap. If I want meat, I'll eat meat, not fake meat.

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1961 220b: first project car - sold.
2000 CLK 430: first modern Benz - sold.
2001 CLK 55: OMG the torque!!! - sold
1972 280SE 4.5: Baby Gustav
1991 300TE 4Matic: Gretel the Snow Bunny - sold
1978 300SD: Katz the Free Man - given away
1980 Redhead: Darling Wife

Yep. We have eschewed all things soy as much as possible.

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84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold
04 Honda Element AWD
1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler
1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4
1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting

wow, Someone who knows what that is. I am pleasantly surprised everyone else I've told about it has asked what was it...

'Scrapple'

I shudder at the thought.... Roadside Cuisine at its best/worst..

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1987 300TD 311,000M Stolen. Presumed destroyed

Tofu has been around before the times of Jeebers, Han dynasty actually.

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Formerly: 300TD, S600, E55, 560SEL

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Except in our biodiesel....

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1950 170SD
1951 Citroen 11BN
1953 Citroen 11BNF limo
1953 220a project
1959 180D
1960 190D
1960 Borgward Isabella TS 2dr
1983 240D daily driver
1983 380SL
1990 350SDL daily driver alt
3 x Citroen DS21M, down from 5
3 x Citroen 2CV, down from 6

And yet, they say man can learn from his mistakes.

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84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold
04 Honda Element AWD
1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler
1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4
1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting

Which we'd prolly be better off making out of hemp.

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You're a daisy if you do.
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84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold
04 Honda Element AWD
1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler
1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4
1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting