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Out of scotch!
Oh no I'm snowed in and out of booze! This was some bad planning on my part!
In such a life or death situation I might have to hike a mile in three foot snow to the package store!
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Where's those danged St. Bernards when ya need 'em? All summer long they're out pooping Yugo sized turds on your lawn but when it comes time for them to do their duty, they're nowhere to be found!
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In the spirit of those charging high prices for ammo, I'm willing to sell you one of my snow shovels and a snow blower...for the ridiculously low price of $4500, cash.
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I have a shovel attached to a 17-year-old. $100 cash.
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With the cost of food, and it being a teenager, I think the snowblower deal would be cheaper.
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1987 560SL 85,000 miles Meet on the level, leave on the square. Great words to live by Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want bread. - Thomas Jefferson: Autobiography, 1821.
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one pound of pate de foie gras for the unheard-of low price of $ 10,000 cash or EFT. Where else would you be guaranteed that service? Delivery within four hours after you sign purchase agreement. It's all sitting here!
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LMAO I'm hoping the plows work their magic and get me out!
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I am probably the luckiest guy on this forum. I have been out of liquor at my house for about 35 years and I am still alive. Amazing!
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Thumbs up on that, dude, I can relate.
I do have a pile of dusty wine bottles and a bottle or two of brandy, the good German stuff. But rarely gets touched. Whiskey/scotch/bourbon, I don't touch that stuff, all tastes like paint thinner now.:yuck:
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When you wake up in the morning, that's as good as you're going to feel all day. After blowing out the driveway and the walkway at my own house and shoveling a parking space in NYC, I have rewarded myself with two pear cosmos. I have to tell 'ya...............you are missing out. |
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Awww poor Hatty....
I went out and did 16 miles on the bike! Was a brisk 50* today.
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Screw this crap, I shoveled for most of the day today, and I want a scotch. Damn city and their slow plowing schedule.
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........rich man like yourself ought to own a snowblower.
I got to tell you..........it's much easier than shoveling. |
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To cheap.
For what once or twice a year, plus its a good work out since I can't get to the gym.
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