Me: absent-minded grab of counter sponge, quick splash of hot water from faucet, apply said sponge to finest of 1990's vintage Formica counter top that is our kitchen.

Sponge: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE the bloody hell WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Me: WTF?!? Flips sponge over to find enough butter embedded in said sponge to make a butter sculpture worthy of entry in the Kansas State Fair.

Me: "Ed? Any clues?"

Ed: "I spilled a little bit of the butter when I made my egg at lunch."

Me: commence discreet beating of head against aforementioned Formica.

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2001 CLK 55: OMG the torque!!! - sold
1972 280SE 4.5: Baby Gustav
1991 300TE 4Matic: Gretel the Snow Bunny - sold
1978 300SD: Katz the Free Man - given away
1980 Redhead: Darling Wife

Formica counter tops ROCK!!!!!! especially the white ones with the gold metal flake in it.

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Better to die of a heart attack than a stroke??

I put a new formica countertop in our kitchen about 5 yrs ago. Replaced a lime green one. About $5k cheaper than granite. Food tastes just as good prepared on formica.

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Stroke patient kitchen issues sounds a lot like teenaged boy kitchen issues...

I have a son that thinks only the inside of pots and pans need washed...with soap and HOT water...every so often. He can't wrap his head around the idea that they nest, and that the nastiness on the outside of one pan mingles with the nastiness he leaves inside the other pan. My wife has given up trying to get him to understand cleanliness, and she and my daughter handle the job now...

I think that was somewhat intelligent of him, he gets out of doing dishes.

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How about some nice pressure cooker recipes?

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I know of one for Boston Baked Beans...












































...Too soon??

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That is just wrong on so many levels.

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All y'all miscreants have caused me to lose my appetite for breakfast, which would have been the daily dose of toxic shock coffee & cold pop tarts

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Come on Jim, if that's the worst the today throws at ya, you've had one of your better days! I still like Ed.

Did that recipe come from a Jihad website?

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So, in other words, we helped you out? Great!
Um, yeah...

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Oh I still love Ed. And I was laughing while I was beating my head on the counter. And I'll take half a stick of butter on the sponge over projectile vomited Indian food EVERY time.



How's the appetite now Jim B?

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1961 220b: first project car - sold.
2000 CLK 430: first modern Benz - sold.
2001 CLK 55: OMG the torque!!! - sold
1972 280SE 4.5: Baby Gustav
1991 300TE 4Matic: Gretel the Snow Bunny - sold
1978 300SD: Katz the Free Man - given away
1980 Redhead: Darling Wife

yeah, I'm not too keen on Indian food either.

IT JUST TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORSE. LOLZ

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1991 560 SEC AMG, 199k <---- 300 hp 10:1 ECE euro HV ...

1995 E 420, 170k "The Red Plum" (sold)

2015 BMW 535i xdrive awd Stage 1 DINAN, 6k, <----364 hp

1967 Mercury Cougar, 49k

2013 Jaguar XF, 20k <----340 hp Supercharged, All Wheel Drive (sold)