We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.


(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MANandTHANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

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limo,

This post absolutely ASTONISHES ME!!!!!!

I live so far out in the boondocks that I can't even describe how far out it is. HOW DID YOU film a cookout at MY place?

BTW, I don't drink so what you saw, must have been a bottle of water.

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Ive found that if the woman prepares the meat - its a bit sissy, real bbq comes out when the man handles the spice and the meat.

But what is said is 100% true

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In the North, barbecue is a verb. In the South, it's a noun. Big difference.

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I agree, that's not BBQ, that's grilling.

Grilling. Not BBQ. yup.

You don't barbecue hamburgers.

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Someone forgot about #13 = women does the dishes when everyone is done so they are clean for the next BBQ.

I do.

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BBQ


GRILL

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