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Old 05-07-2013, 02:00 AM
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I am out of beer!!!!

Whatever will I do?



I want to get more, but have no way of getting to the store! (had too much to drink to be able to drive)

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Old 05-07-2013, 02:19 AM
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Rubbing alcohol works well, or so I hear...however, beware if you think someone just turned off the lights on you, that might actually be you going blind
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Old 05-07-2013, 02:36 AM
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Old 05-07-2013, 03:09 AM
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Whatever will I do?



I want to get more, but have no way of getting to the store! (had too much to drink to be able to drive)
Do you have a riding lawn mower or bicycle?
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Old 05-07-2013, 05:44 AM
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Prolly a good sign to go to bed.
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Old 05-07-2013, 07:21 AM
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Do you have a riding lawn mower or bicycle?
I know some one who got done for DUI on their ride on lawn mower. They were moving the grass out the front of their home.

Justin could just ring a taxi & get it to go to the bottle shop & bring the beer to him.
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Old 05-07-2013, 07:25 AM
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Good news for you rock! I ran out almost 43 years ago and I'm going strong. You CAN survive.
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Old 05-07-2013, 07:49 AM
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I've had 4 bottles of it in the 'fridge since last fall. It will wind up being used on the grill this year.

Due to some of the meds I'm taking, alcohol isn't a good mix. I read that Neuropathy meds and spirits don't mix well at all. I'm not interested in feeling those effects.
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Old 05-07-2013, 08:31 AM
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a town close to me the cab company will go to the liqour store and get what you want and deliver to your door,you just pay the cab fare for the bottle like you were in the car yourself.they do alot of business.
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Old 05-07-2013, 09:36 AM
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I want to get more, but have no way of getting to the store! (had too much to drink to be able to drive)
If you knew what beer drinking does to your long term .....@#$%^&*)(+&^ uh.... uh.... uh....... memory, you would stop NOW<.
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Old 05-07-2013, 10:01 AM
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You could huff gas or gold paint. Drink Windex or try Listerine.
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Old 05-07-2013, 10:30 AM
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I am wearing size 34 pants today for the first time in several years. Down from 38's in March. Don't drink your calories.
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Old 05-07-2013, 10:47 AM
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I know some one who got done for DUI on their ride on lawn mower. They were moving the grass out the front of their home.

Justin could just ring a taxi & get it to go to the bottle shop & bring the beer to him.
It could have been just the internet but I heard of a mother getting done for drunken charge of a pushchair...
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I believe that your situation would constitute a positive feedback loop. It's a good thing.
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Old 05-07-2013, 11:48 AM
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I hear that hand sanitizer is all the rage with the kids these days....

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