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I am out of beer!!!!
Whatever will I do?
I want to get more, but have no way of getting to the store! (had too much to drink to be able to drive)
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Rubbing alcohol works well, or so I hear...however, beware if you think someone just turned off the lights on you, that might actually be you going blind
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trink, trink
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Do you have a riding lawn mower or bicycle?
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Prolly a good sign to go to bed.
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[SIGPIC] Diesel loving autocrossing grandpa Architect. 08 Dodge 3/4 ton with Cummins & six speed; I have had about 35 benzes. I have a 39 Studebaker Coupe Express pickup in which I have had installed a 617 turbo and a five speed manual. [SIGPIC]..I also have a 427 Cobra replica with an aluminum chassis. |
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I know some one who got done for DUI on their ride on lawn mower. They were moving the grass out the front of their home.
Justin could just ring a taxi & get it to go to the bottle shop & bring the beer to him.
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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort.... ![]() 1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket. 1980 300D now parts car 800k miles 1984 300D 500k miles 1987 250td 160k miles English import ![]() 2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles ![]() 1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo. 1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion. Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving |
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Good news for you rock! I ran out almost 43 years ago and I'm going strong. You CAN survive.
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I've had 4 bottles of it in the 'fridge since last fall. It will wind up being used on the grill this year.
Due to some of the meds I'm taking, alcohol isn't a good mix. I read that Neuropathy meds and spirits don't mix well at all. I'm not interested in feeling those effects.
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85,000 miles Meet on the level, leave on the square. Great words to live by Were we directed from Washington when to sow and when to reap, we should soon want bread. - Thomas Jefferson: Autobiography, 1821.
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a town close to me the cab company will go to the liqour store and get what you want and deliver to your door,you just pay the cab fare for the bottle like you were in the car yourself.they do alot of business.
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Quote:
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You could huff gas or gold paint. Drink Windex or try Listerine.
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I am wearing size 34 pants today for the first time in several years. Down from 38's in March. Don't drink your calories.
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It could have been just the internet but I heard of a mother getting done for drunken charge of a pushchair...
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I believe that your situation would constitute a positive feedback loop. It's a good thing.
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I hear that hand sanitizer is all the rage with the kids these days....
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