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t walgamuth 03-27-2014 09:52 AM

I like what Andy Rooney said about punctuation..."if it sounds like a pause when you way it out loud I use a comma."

cmbdiesel 03-27-2014 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by tbomachines (Post 3307738)

begin countdown to Jooseppi posting picture of 'serious business' hamster....;)

Honus 03-27-2014 10:59 AM

I agree with the OP. Clear writing is a matter of courtesy. Everyone who attempts to communicate in writing needs to read and re-read The Elements of Style by William Strunk and E.B. White. It should always be within arm's length of your keyboard. Some people have nits to pick with its discussion of passive versus active voice, but those people need to get a life. The Elements of Style is without question the best book on writing I have ever seen. I don't know what the second best book is, but it's a distant second. The book is also a good read. Amazon has it for $6.95 plus shipping. Here's how it finishes:
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Full of belief, sustained and elevated by the power of purpose, armed with the rules of grammar, you are ready for exposure. At this point, you may well pattern yourself on the fully exposed cow of Robert Louis Stevenson's rhyme. This friendly and commendable animal, you may recall, was "blown by all the winds that pass / And wet with all the showers." And so must you as a young writer be. In our modern idiom, we would say that you must get wet all over. Mr. Stevenson, working in a plainer style, said it with felicity, and suddenly one cow, out of so many, received the gift of immortality. Like the steadfast writer, she is at home in the wind and the rain; and, thanks to one moment of felicity, she will live on and on and on.
So, onward and upward.

Simpler=Better 03-27-2014 11:13 AM

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Jim B. 03-27-2014 12:29 PM

A message from Los Angeles:
 
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Originally Posted by Adriel (Post 3307434)
I am not an English teacher, but yvairguy asked me for help on an unrelated thread that he is trying desperately to hijack. So to try and prevent it, I instead trying to put it here and help not only him but others. I am sick of the lack of writing skill! The cellular telephone has ruined language and writing, plus make folks lazy writers.

What I mean by proper English:
Use proper punctuation and use of. A sentence ends with a period (.), question mark (?), or and exclamation (!). It does not in with quotes, especially when used around a non-sentence.

A sentence begins with capitalization, unless in some cases a list is somewhat acceptable.

Be aware of coma splices! Several ideas can't be forced into one sentence unless great care is taken. Please see this: How to use a semicolon - The Oatmeal

Also, use paragraphs to make the independent ideas separate. A paragraph is basically an idea backed up. The next idea and backup gets separated. This makes it much easier to read an comprehend.

I am by no means an expert, but figure this may help. :D

lol

kthxbi !!! :P

JamesDean 03-27-2014 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Simpler=Better (Post 3307779)

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Mölyapina 03-27-2014 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JamesDean (Post 3307810)

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Shortsguy1 03-27-2014 05:41 PM

This is currently my favorite thread on PP. It has intrigue, suspense, humor, and poor grammar. Awesome!

INSIDIOUS 03-27-2014 05:52 PM

You all dodged a bullet
 
And I can't even make a contribution because all my writings are considered improper :(

Mölyapina 03-27-2014 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by INSIDIOUS (Post 3307963)
And I can't even make a contribution because all my writings are considered improper :(

wher the period man

Mölyapina 03-27-2014 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Shortsguy1 (Post 3307954)
This is currently my favorite thread on PP. It has intrigue, suspense, humor, and poor grammar. Awesome!

jus wait til we gets done practisin

then i will crush ajmesd


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