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Old 04-02-2014, 08:33 PM
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Oh, you must haven't been on any social networking site lately with the younger crowd.

On my Instagram feed, 1 out of every 3 pictures are selfies from women I know, where they are exposing a pretty fair amount of cleavage...

IMO, at least in my friends circle, if a chick isn't struttin' her ****, something is wrong.
Her dress, a sun dress, was cut low enough that you could see the top of the bra between the boobs. They weren't large, and had plenty of real estate between them, giving me clear visibility to the belly button stud.

I'm still trying to figure out the hug at the end of the interview...not a handshake, a two arm around our necks hug. That was very odd.

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Old 04-02-2014, 08:35 PM
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She has your wallet.
Already checked that...LOL
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Old 04-02-2014, 09:03 PM
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Dude...my wife was next to me. She wouldn't have approved of the bewbie picture. LOL
Well if you 'knew' how to use your laptop ...
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Old 04-02-2014, 09:04 PM
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Young sexy women hit on me alla time. They love pot-bellied married botanists that carefully budget.
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Old 04-02-2014, 10:15 PM
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Dude, that's awesome! I've noticed that many of the teens to 20 somethings could not care less if you see their underwear. In fact, it seems like newer ladies (and mens for the "pants on the ground" crew) underwear is actually designed to be visible.

I just about die every time I work on a college campus around here and it's totally in season right now being Spring and all...
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Old 04-03-2014, 02:31 AM
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I'll give you thousand to one odds that you're nowhere near as subtle as you think you are
Your right of course but I try to be. I really do not have the heart to ask the wife to define us guys further in some areas.

I only tried it once and it was enough. I told her us guys are not dogs as we do not hump legs. Her answer was to not be too sure of that.

The wife can be brutally honest at times. Sometimes it is a good thing and other times perhaps not so much.
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Old 04-03-2014, 02:41 AM
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My LTD company sent an investigator out to my house today for an interview. Her job was to ask me questions and see if I qualify for other forms of employment...my 2 year mark on the LTD is coming up in July.

She got here this morning...what a looker!! She reminded me of a young Joan Cusack. Interview went well, lots of questions were asked and answered, and she wanted to observe me walking, to see my gait and unsteadiness. No problem.

During her visit, we talked about all sorts of thing...to include her family, religion and politics. She was very kind, and flirtatious, which I and my wife commented on after she left. My wife is fine with me being flirted with, because I flirt with all ladies...always have. My wife knows she's the only one for me, but that I enjoy the look of a well put together woman. My wife laughs about it, saying that I've never met a waitress or saleslady that I haven't flirted with...and it's true. It's part of my personality, and who I am.

I had to sign a few documents...and here's where things got weird. I'm sitting in my easy chair with my laptop on my lap, using it as a hard surface to sign my name. She's bent down, giving me ample ability to see down the front of her dress. I can tell you the bra color, as well as how many diamonds were on her belly button ring. As she was leaving, she gave my wife a big hug, and bent down to give me one as well.

That was more than a bit unprofessional. I'm not complaining...but those were goodies I shouldn't have seen in this setting. I told my wife about it, and she saw it happen. She's not upset in the least...but this was quite odd.

No...I don't believe she was into me. No...being married with my wife sitting on the sofa next to me, there's no way I would have tried anything. Yes, they were very nice looking breasts, albeit small. LOL

Has anyone else had something like this happen to them before??
No, but the reflective factor of my LT lady friend knowing about one that I had a potential sexual brush with, if you will, seems to get mine more interested in me. I'm very blessed to have such a good woman. I loved reading about your adventure from today!
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Old 04-03-2014, 09:24 AM
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seems you missed a good opportunity for a three way.....
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Old 04-03-2014, 09:31 AM
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seems you missed a good opportunity for a three way.....
I jokingly made mention of this to the wife...she smugly reminded me that I have a hard time keeping up with her as it is, and that she's 10 years older than me. She then told me that the young lady would have likely broken my back in two!

She's right on both counts...
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Old 04-03-2014, 09:33 AM
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Dude, that's awesome! I've noticed that many of the teens to 20 somethings could not care less if you see their underwear. In fact, it seems like newer ladies (and mens for the "pants on the ground" crew) underwear is actually designed to be visible.

I just about die every time I work on a college campus around here and it's totally in season right now being Spring and all...
Spring is wonderful, ain't it?
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Old 04-03-2014, 09:39 AM
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Her dress, a sun dress, was cut low enough that you could see the top of the bra between the boobs. They weren't large, and had plenty of real estate between them, giving me clear visibility to the belly button stud.

I'm still trying to figure out the hug at the end of the interview...not a handshake, a two arm around our necks hug. That was very odd.
Was it just a polite slightly unprofessional hug from an over exuberant bright eyed over excited young woman? Or was this a full on hug and grind so you knew what you were missing?
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Old 04-03-2014, 10:14 AM
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I jokingly made mention of this to the wife...she smugly reminded me that I have a hard time keeping up with her as it is, and that she's 10 years older than me. She then told me that the young lady would have likely broken my back in two!

She's right on both counts...
yeah, but what a way to go......
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It was all a clever ploy to see if she could entice you into some form of physical activity that would reveal that you were faking the whole disability thing. They're watching you...

It didn't work this time, but next time they'll send a fabulous young man, just to make sure all the bases are covered. And that test is a double edged one, whether you go along, or fight to get away, either way, you'll be physically active!

Be careful.

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Old 04-03-2014, 11:37 AM
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Probably checking to see if you still got wood.....for LTD purposes.

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