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1987 560SL
85,000 miles

Thanks for sharing.

And just whom is to blame for that? Now go wash your hands.

GFI. lol

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2014 C250 21,XXX my new DD ** 2013 GLK 350 18,000 Wife's new DD**

- With out god, life is everything.
- God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance that's getting smaller and smaller as time moves on..." Neil DeGrasse Tyson
- You can pray for me, I'll think for you.
- When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.

Who or what were you thinking about as you got in touch with your inner self? Was it good for you too? Did you smoke a cigarette or two after?

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

Nope...I quit smoking, so I stopped before the point of no return.

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1987 560SL
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I always thought up yours was just an expression. Guess in retrospect you have proven me wrong.

One thing I have experienced on a few occasions. The urge to be flatulent was accompanied by unexpected lumps or fluids when the flatulent event occurred. Pathetic mess to clean up. I rate this as one further step or escalation. .

Should not this subject be on an uranis site? Or one on the study of black holes. Certainly it qualifies at least as a place the sun does not shine.

Sounds like you are wanting to economize. Nothing wrong with that, but why stop at cheap stuff. Just save your old corn cobs and do away with the expense altogether.

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2001 SLK 320 six speed manual
2014 Porsche Cayenne six speed manual

Annoy a Liberal, Read the Constitution

Is this where the term "cornhole" comes from? An accident with the cob?

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

Research shows that depression Rates are Higher for Long-Term Unemployed people who engage in auto anal stimulation.

If they had free cell phones maybe they'd stop doing that nasty stuff and go look for a job.

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84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold
04 Honda Element AWD
1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler
1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4
1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting

Depends which they find more fun.

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01 Ford Excursion Powerstroke
99 E300 Turbodiesel
91 Vette with 383 motor
05 Polaris Sportsman 800 EFI
06 Polaris Sportsman 500 EFI
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Red
03 SeaDoo GTX SC Yellow
04 Tailgator 21 ft Toy Hauler
11 Harley Davidson 883 SuperLow

instead of a bidet, you get a diaper sprayer, started using it two years ago and cant imagine life with out it...cleared up a NASTY case of h-rods i was dealing with

OK thanks for sharing Earl. But why would you want to spray your diapers? Don't you get a rash walking around in soggy Depends?

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84 Euro 240D 4spd. 220.5k sold
04 Honda Element AWD
1985 F150 XLT 4x4, 351W with 270k miles, hay hauler
1997 Suzuki Sidekick 4x4
1993 Toyota 4wd Pickup 226K and counting

This thread is starting to roll. What is a diaper sprayer? Not that I have h-rods.

A guy once told me a person had suggested sitting in a container of turpentine to cure his piles. I thought it was cruel suggestion other than it made the three minute mile possible. I could almost visualize the pain. So I told him it was not good ideal. Now we may never know if the three minute mile was possible.

More than a few people have probably been sucked into that one over the years. I really think it would be an unforgettable experience.

It also occurred to me that most people are right handed. And people shake paws with their right hands.

People must have done a lot of swearing when catalogues changed to glossy slick paper. Slider usually refers to baseball but I imagine there might have been an exception here.

I really appreciated some of those toilet paper dispensors I have run across in some restaurants, gas stations etc. I understand their need to limit paper quantity but some where a real struggle to get the absolute minumin needed. Some seemed to be converted postage stamp dispensors or should have been.

Our lower bathroom almost always has no toilet paper present. There is no logical reason. Other than the bulk toilet paper is stored under the vanity upstairs.

Toilet paper comes in two sizes. Too thick or two thin usually. Since the wife buys many different brands depending on price. At least there is some variety in our lives.

If there is a sure thing to get you out to a store try totally running out of toilet paper.