Hey guys, what's up. Since it seems like the thing to do these days, I thought I'd update you guys on my financial situation.

Here is my reserve of emergency cash in my room:



I've been thinking about investing in some fireproof boxes for them, but I don't know if I can afford it.

Here is my main source of the moolah: my money pump system, which I have located in an outbuilding in the property.





Currently, my cash inflow is at ~452 gallons per hour (gph), whereas my outflow is at 397 gph, which is good. I had a major catastrophe last year when the inflow pump failed! We over 1500 gallons of money to that failure, a hard hit to take.

Of course, I like to diversify my investments, which means that I've also planted a few money trees. This is us at harvest time last year:



They grow best when watered with the sweat of underpaid factory workers, which I import from China.

I've also been trying out hedge funds, but I don't think that they are a very safe investment. It seems like they are being raided by people passing by.

Anyway, this is how much money I have. What about you?

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