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my kid just got his first paycheck and.....
he mentioned that he should have gotten a 'little bit' more.
ha! tonight I will sit down with him to introduce to him three new friends.... Mr. Fica, Mr. Fed and Mr. State! These guys often have the power to change a liberal into a conservative! Right after I explain it to him, I plan to play the Garth Brooks song "Honkeytonk bar Association". Lyrics below.... "American Honky-Tonk Bar Association" If your paycheck depends on The weather and the clock If your conversation calls for A little more than a coffee pot If you need to pour your heart out And try to rectify some situation That you're facing Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket For most things you don't mind But when your dollar goes to all of those Standing in a welfare line Well rejoice you have a voice If you're concerned about the destination Of this great nation It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association It represents the hardhat Gunrack, achin'-back Over taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd They're heart is in the music And they love to play it loud There's no forms or applications There's no red tape administrations It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association We're all one big family Throughout the cities and the towns We don't reach for handouts we reach for those who are down And every local chapter has a seven day a week Available consultation For your frustration It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association It represents the mud flaps Six pack, beer crack Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd They're heart is in the music And they love to play it loud There's no forms or applications There's no red tape administrations It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
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Introduce him to mr. 401K as well...I started my 401K back when they were first made available...started at 10% then 15% and now @ 25% of gross...my 401 is now 7 figures because I have had a say in how the $ are invested..
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Me too, Stoney and IRA, too. I've encouraged my kids to do that. One of three is doing it.
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Tell him to move to the Gulf... 0% income tax here!
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He just needs to make enough. Somewhere between the SSI contribution limit and where the 39% tax kicks in.
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