ATTENTION ALL VISITORS TO THE SOUTH HERE'S THA RULES!

1. Pull up your pants and take that earring out. You look like an idiot.

2. It's called a "gravel road." No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your BMW. So, drive or git outta the way.

3. Yeah, we all started hunting and fishing before we started to school. Sure, we saw "Bambi" but we got over it.

4. Go ahead. Bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod-but don't cry when a catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for that little 10 inch bass you're fishing for-we call it "bait."

5. That bent-over farmer did more work before breakfast than you do all week, including your visits to the gym. He doesn't need your respect but he surely DESERVES IT.

6. If your cell phone rings while we're in the woods waiting on a buck, we'll shoot it. You might hope you don't have it to your ear at the time.

7. If you bring "Coke" into our homes, it'd better be brown, wet, and best served over a glass of ice.

8. You have a $60,000 car? We're not impressed. Heck, we drive tractors, cotton pickers and hay balers that cost a quarter million dollars-and we only drive them a few weeks each year.

9. Yeah, we eat catfish, deer, rabbit, and squirrel. You want sushi? It's available at the bait shop.

10. What's that? People are waving at you in your car and smiling at you on the streets? We call it being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

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John

2003 Firemist Red/grey leather SL 500
2015 Palladium Silver/black mbtex GLK 350
1987 Smoke Silver/burgundy mbtex 300E Sportline (SOLD)

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John, I never knew you lived in Northumberland.

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JJ Rodger
2013 G350 Bluetec
1999 SL 500
1993 E300 diesel T
1990 190

You must obey the rules!Remember the
"Deliverance"?

Heh, very good. We've been missing some humor here for a while now Thanks John

Kuan

Howdy John,
I didn't know you had been to El Mirage I don't think Kuan has been reading our posts lately

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Frank X. Morris
17 Kia Niro
08 Jeep Wrangler 4 door unlimited

simple and to the point.

For further educational experience, be sure to watch "King of the Hill" on Fox. I consider it to be more of a back home documentary than an adult oriented cartoon. I used to have to explain much of it to the other half, not anymore though .

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Mike Tangas
'73 280SEL 4.5 (9/72)- RIP
Only 8,173 units built from 5/71 thru 11/72

'02 CLK320 Cabriolet - wifey's mid-life crisis

2012 VW Jetta Sportwagon TDI...at least its a diesel

Non illegitemae carborundum.

Several of us misplaced Texans have had looong philosophical discussions on the finer points of the show. Supposedly "Arlen" is a combination of Arlington/Garland and a third town I can't recall at the moment. Closest thing to Sugarfoot's used to be a chain (least 'round Houston [the H is silent y'all]) was something like Gandy's BBQ, had the biggest danged spuds and hugh portions, but they went out of business long ago.

The thing the Missus had the hardest time understanding was the opening scenes with everyone standing out front slamming beers. I'd be chuckling quietly, remembering, and she would say something about not seeing the humor . Once i explained the Ice House meetings and the finer art of passing time, she understands, but it is a difficult concept for a CaliGirl to fully grasp.

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Mike Tangas
'73 280SEL 4.5 (9/72)- RIP
Only 8,173 units built from 5/71 thru 11/72

'02 CLK320 Cabriolet - wifey's mid-life crisis

2012 VW Jetta Sportwagon TDI...at least its a diesel

Non illegitemae carborundum.

Yerright, I haven't been. It's summer Gotta enjoy what two months we have

Kuan

Thats the same way it is in Nebraska except for Omaha Lincoln and Scottsbluff. People wave at you have nice tractors and think your crazy for having a Mercedes We had 50% of th Benz population in our garage

Howdy Kuan,
Forgot you're up there in the frozen northlands Enjoy the summer

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Frank X. Morris
17 Kia Niro
08 Jeep Wrangler 4 door unlimited

GABBY'S, that's it, as in Gabby Hayes. Can't believe I couldn't remember the name last night, jeez, I mean I ate close to a complete herd by myself there. Of course it has been nearly 20 years since I last ate there.

Now on a side note, is Casa Elena (Mexican restaurant) still there at Kuykendahl and 1960? That was my favorite place to have mexican food and beer for breakfast (offshore days).

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Mike Tangas
'73 280SEL 4.5 (9/72)- RIP
Only 8,173 units built from 5/71 thru 11/72

'02 CLK320 Cabriolet - wifey's mid-life crisis

2012 VW Jetta Sportwagon TDI...at least its a diesel

Non illegitemae carborundum.

Dean, to the Physics Department:
"Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff. Why couldn't you be like the math department - all they need is money for pencils, paper and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the philosophy department. All they need are pencils and paper."

John,
Since when is any part of Kalifornia in the South?
Dee8go

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1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Why don't they have Wal-Marts in Baghdad?

'cause there's a Target on every corner.........................

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