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Old 12-12-2002, 01:08 PM
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Joke

So there's this new guy on the floor. He's in the middle of doing his work when he hears someone call out the number "34!" Everyone laughs and then goes back to work. Few minutes later the guy next to him yells... "99!" Once again everyone laughs and goes back to work.

So he turns around and asks the guy next to him what's going on. He gives an explanation: "Well my new friend, these numbers all represent jokes. You see, the manager doesn't like too much chit chatting, so we managed to abbreviate the jokes by just giving each of them a number."

The new guys thinks for a bit and yells.. "123!"

Dead silence. Nobody laughs. So he turns to his neighbour and asks why.

He answers.. "we haven't heard that one before!"

I propose that we do the same on mercedesshop's open discussion. For example, a question about what oil to use should be (1). Coolant, (2). Mercedes quality (3) and so on. Would save a lot of server space

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Old 12-12-2002, 01:23 PM
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What would "69 " represent?
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Old 12-12-2002, 01:34 PM
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What would "69 " represent?

Obviously, getting a good deal!


And "96" would represent....?
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Old 12-12-2002, 01:35 PM
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Here's some numbers!

Kuan, what's the temperature outside right now?
Tkamyia, what is it outside your door?

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Old 12-12-2002, 01:38 PM
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And "96" would represent....?
What you do after you've gotten that good deal!!
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Old 12-12-2002, 02:15 PM
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Re: Joke

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The new guys thinks for a bit and yells.. "123!"

Dead silence. Nobody laughs. So he turns to his neighbour and asks why.

Kuan
The variation to the punchline of the same joke I heard was the response:

"Well some people are better at telling jokes than others"!
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Old 12-12-2002, 03:04 PM
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What would "69 " represent?
You dirty bird....
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Old 12-12-2002, 06:18 PM
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I've always preferred "68" anyway!
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Old 12-12-2002, 08:37 PM
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Oh... I never was that good at telling jokes....
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Old 12-12-2002, 09:30 PM
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Not bad Stefano! Here's a good one..

sqrt -2!

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Old 12-12-2002, 09:31 PM
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hehehehehe
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Old 12-12-2002, 09:32 PM
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Is 3.14 funny?
I LOVE 3.14 when the Three Stooges and Lucy do it!!!
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Old 12-12-2002, 09:47 PM
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What would "69 " represent?
Isn't that like gemini? The twins... girls I might add? Which would you rather be, the six or the nine?

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Old 12-12-2002, 09:52 PM
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Oh no, wait... or is that pisces? Hmm...

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69 = 181

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