"Walked on the check" I've heard.

About five years ago I saw a man put a pepper shaker (it was a mini-grinder people loved them and always "liberated" them) in his pocket before he had his meal. I asked the manager how much it cost and he said "Charge him five dollars open food". So I added a five dollar 'open food' to his bill. I dropped the bill, and when he asked what the charge was, I said "For that pepper mill in your front left pocket". He took it out, slammed it on the table handed the check back to me to take off the charge and said, "I didn't want it anyway." Pretty funny.

I caught up to a guy once doing a "dine and dash" about eight years back. He was drunk and had a cast on his leg. Not a real quick get-away. He came back willingly.

My wife worked at a place in Miami where a waiter always served a lady her lunch (This is his story to her). She always had the same thing Shrimp and Scallop pasta. Everytime she would always eat the shrimp and leave the scallops. Eventually the waiter became comfortable enough to just eat the scallops after clearing the plate (yea gross already I agree). One day he said to her, "Hey you can just double up on the shrimp if you don't like scallops." She turned to him and said, "Oh no, I just like to suck all the sauce off them and then push them to the side of my plate."

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1994 C 280 117.5k, White (Good as new)
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1990 190e 2.6 95k (Sold-Should not have)
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