A blonde manages to push her Mercedes Benz into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She asks, "So what was wrong?" He replies, "Just crap in the fuel tank."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

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84 300D Turbodiesel 190K with 4 speed manual sold in 03/2012

heard it before. but it's right up there with locking the keys in the convertable