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Has anyone else notice a significant upswing in the amount of foreign language spam email in the past year or so? I mean -- wasn't spam bad enough when you could at least understand the crap you didn't want to read? I don't even know what language some of this stuff is anymore.....
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Here's an excerpt: What the heck is this?
предлагаем: Электронный информационный справочник "Предприятия-России-2003" ~590тыс организаций и предприятий по всем регионам России. В справочнике можно выделить любой сегмент предприятий Российского рынка, найти спрос и предложение нужных Вам видов товаров или услуг. Вы сможете: - проводить рекламные кампании; - исследовать рынок, формировать маркетинговую стратегию своей фирмы; - искать новые направления развития; - успешно реализовывать товар и многое другое. Справочник содержит полную информацию о предприятии: |
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Ruff translation:
"Masturbation proven to not increase risk of prostate cancer", then goes on to say that clicking on this link will wipe out your hard drive.
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past MB rides: '68 220D '68 220D(another one) '67 230 '84 SD Current rides: '06 Lexus RX330 '93 Ford F-250 '96 Corvette '99 Polaris 700 RMK sled 2011 Polaris Assault '86 Yamaha TT350(good 'ol thumper) |
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Nothing about nose picking, huh? :p
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Come to think of it, maybe it wasn't talking about wiping out the hard drive, but wiping your nose. Hard to tell.
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past MB rides: '68 220D '68 220D(another one) '67 230 '84 SD Current rides: '06 Lexus RX330 '93 Ford F-250 '96 Corvette '99 Polaris 700 RMK sled 2011 Polaris Assault '86 Yamaha TT350(good 'ol thumper) |
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Eric, you getting emails from bard-ii?
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past MB rides: '68 220D '68 220D(another one) '67 230 '84 SD Current rides: '06 Lexus RX330 '93 Ford F-250 '96 Corvette '99 Polaris 700 RMK sled 2011 Polaris Assault '86 Yamaha TT350(good 'ol thumper) |
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We need to get Spock involved with this one, I see
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past MB rides: '68 220D '68 220D(another one) '67 230 '84 SD Current rides: '06 Lexus RX330 '93 Ford F-250 '96 Corvette '99 Polaris 700 RMK sled 2011 Polaris Assault '86 Yamaha TT350(good 'ol thumper) |
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Here's another that's a little less mysterious:
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Lessee...
"Transformamos suas fitas VHS em DVD!!!" It's about a profesional service for converting Very High Stupidity into Dumb Vehicle Drivers "Fitas de vнdeo costumam mofar e perder qualidade, antes que isso aconteзa converta suas fitas para DVD." .....The reference to "mofar" I can't translate directly, but is close to the ghetto slang word "mo-fo", and "perder qualidade" is "quality perverts" of course, the rest gets lost in translation, up until the "pair of Dumb Vehicle Drivers" part. "captura digital com reduзгo de ruidos de audio e vнdeo." .....they have a video on the process for sale, in digital audio and video "Ligue: (11) 5058-5649 " ......the phone number "Preзos a partir de R$40,00 confira!!!" ....and cost 40,00 rubles, U.S. I guess
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past MB rides: '68 220D '68 220D(another one) '67 230 '84 SD Current rides: '06 Lexus RX330 '93 Ford F-250 '96 Corvette '99 Polaris 700 RMK sled 2011 Polaris Assault '86 Yamaha TT350(good 'ol thumper) |
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