OnStar called me at home today, the Caller ID display read Novi Scotia Call and then I had a moment of clarity...things came together for me.

I could imagine some of those advertisments played recorded messages of a OnStar operator from NJ or NYC.

Lady

"OnStar I've locked my baby in the car"

OnStar operator

"What? You must be the dumbest Bi^$ in the world, are you drunk? I'm not unlocking that thing I'm calling child protective service on your sorry ass"