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| View Poll Results: Chuck Norris | |||
| Is the greatest man to have ever lived |
   
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2 | 11.11% |
| Is not a man, it is a force of nature |
  
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8 | 44.44% |
| doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full. |
  
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1 | 5.56% |
| never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck” |
  
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3 | 16.67% |
| doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead |
  
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6 | 33.33% |
| oes not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. |
  
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2 | 11.11% |
| is Luke Skywalker’s real father |
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0 | 0% |
| invented water, but is not comprised of it |
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0 | 0% |
| doesn’t need to swallow when eating food |
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1 | 5.56% |
| Soylent Green is made out of Chuck Norris. Or is it the other way around??? |
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2 | 11.11% |
| Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 18. | |||
