When you go out to eat, do bring your own ham and eggs for the cook?

First, you ***** about how you spent $500 clams on a 20 year old car with God knows how many miles, and the shop should have told you that a mysterious noise was going to appear out of nowhere.

Now, the tow company wants too much money to tow your car.

I don't know what you do for a living, sir, but I will wager you don't let people negotiate your salary for you.

Paper pushers indeed.